Who the fuck is seriously going to take lessons on arrogance from the British or French?

Exactly! And if people have to die so I can see an accurate reenactment of the frequency of smoking in 1980's Indiana in my horror sci-fi that actually isn’t accurate in so many other ways (e.g., the kids act a lot more like modern kids than 80s kids or the monsters and magic powers) then that’s a price that I’m…

Yeah, who cares how many people have to die for me to be entertained by those amazing smoking-related scenes in TV and movies!? It’s the parents’ responsibility, so the rest of us shouldn’t have to endure the horrors of smoke-free TV just to save some lives. 

It’s actually pretty disingenuous to even say it’s going to the base salary. The company is just keeping it. They already owed the wages to the driver, so that money was already spoken for and was coming out of the company. Saying the tip is still going to the driver is just PR to make this seem less shitty.

Seriously, fuck Jimmy Carter’s lazy selfish 94 year old ass. What, he’s too busy building houses for poor people, eradicating guinea worm, and fighting cancer to also single-handedly impeach the president?

It's good Alaska is addressing their narrow definition of sexual assault, but they should also probably get on their lax strangulation penalties. How is that not attempted murder?

I just read TERF as trans-exclusionary reactionary "feminist".

This fake “compromise” position that anti-vax celebrities take is in a lot of ways worse than just being anti-vax. Straight anti-vaxxers wrongly think that vaccines are dangerous and they want to protect kids from those dangers. They’re willfully ignorant and terrible, but at least the moral case makes sense from…

I know how the senate works. No one said a GOP-led senate would cooperate with a Democratic president. Obviously, to get new good judicial nominees, we need both the senate and the presidency, but to stop new bad one, we just need one or other. You’re trying to score cheap rhetorical points instead of actually…

Where are the judges Biden and Obama pushed through?

I realize you probably just stepped out of a time machine from the Autumn of 2016, but we’ve since learned the reason you need to get out and vote for even centrist Democrats is because the president controls lifetime appointments to the federal judiciary.

Quite the opposite. Once someone has decided to open themselves up the transcendence of giving up that is the Golden Corral dining experience, then there can be no worse feeling than being told you are not welcome. 

Yes, these people are missing the point of Golden Corral. It is not a place to judge; it’s a place to forget about everyone and everything by eating yourself sick. The person complaining should have been immediately thrown out for ruining the one place where we should all be free to be our truest selves.

Why can’t people just mind their own fucking business? The world is on fire and somehow these petty asshats have the time and energy to police other people’s clothing.

Yes, they should actually drive slightly slower than me and stay in the right lane until I need to exit. Is that so hard?

The Maybe Don’t Vote article was from 2018 and had nothing to do with Bernie.

A lot of the US athletes that compete for other countries couldn’t/didn’t make the US team. It may be their only shot at the Olympics, so it makes sense to me.

• Whichever contestant can steal the trophy, fight off security, and escape without being stopped is the victor.
  

It’s a line from a movie, but until you say Jraphics Card, it’s Gif.

The term “jism” just makes me cringe, and I’m not sure why. I think it’s just because the “m” is completely unnecessary in modern English.