“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“pasteurized garbage milk”

I am going to guess from a bear, that she fights daily to milk for her fermented bear milk.

the ’Tics played smarter

I heard “Yanny” at first, and then it switched to “Laurel,” and then I could make it switch back and forth if I concentrated, and now I mostly just hear “Laurel.” Weird.

not today, satan

This, but the opposite

That shit switched from Yanny to Laurel on me and now I’m bugging out. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, PATRICK.

Megan,

Her style is very reminiscent of Drew’s minus the all caps and having a good Janelle Monáe song for halftime instead of a bad dad-rock song. 

Today, my nominee for worst minor annoyance...Here are a few others

An apologia for a child murderer.

Temporary insanity?!? Did you not read her statement where she expresses no remorse and makes herself the victim? I’m sympathetic to immigrants, but she killed two children and not only isn’t sorry about it, is whining that she got caught and even expects people to feel sorry for her over it.

Yup. I’m waiting for Martin Sheen to kick his ass.

Scott was an uncompromising lyricist, and the tributes from great musicians today show how good he was. He will be loved and missed.

For those who don’t know, Scott Hutchinson is no longer with us and it’s a tragedy. Scott had the rare ability to share authentic emotion through his music and, in addition to being raw as hell,was just a natural fucking entertainer on stage. One of his final public thoughts was to be kind and hug those who love you.…

Oof. What a bummer the new is.

“Luann De Lessep says someone “slipped” something into her beverage the night she got arrested.”

Defense lawyer here. At a grand jury proceeding there is no rules of evidence and no defense attorney. It’s a closed door proceeding. Ever heard the phrase, “you can indict a ham sandwhich?” It basically means that a prosecutor can get an indictment behind closed doors on anyone for anything. So it has no…