She could’ve avoided the whole thing by simply adding ‘some of them, I assume, are good people’ at the end of her original speech.

That parrot has seen a cockatoo

God I hope that’s not real...

The bathroom situation would be the worst part of this for me.

God I miss his dad. Tim Russert wouldn’t be taking any of this shit. Also he actually gave Bills fans a good name.

The acceptance of white male mediocrity never ceases to amaze me.

Id toss in 20 bucks for that! Come on Trump, do it! We all know you're broke and need the money.

I would pay money, like real pay per view money to see that moderation and debate.

The only moderator I will allow is Samantha Bee.

Matt Lauer has always been terrible. He couldn’t even hold Ryan Lochte’s feet to the fire, and he was expected to handle Trump’s word salad? This show was always going to be a disaster.

I’m going to take what might be a controversial stand here. First, know that I am speaking as a former ED nurse and certified forensic nurse, a sexual assault survivor, a sexual and domestic violence victim advocate, and a soon-to-be lawyer.

This. As for the lack of rape kits, the university clinic isn’t supposed to be a substitute for an actual hospital. They don’t perform surgery either. You go there for a cold, or a prescription for the pill, or food poisoning. Anything more serious (including a rape), you go to a real fucking hospital and the real…

This is what I was thinking. Do you really want the school health services doing a rape kit? This should be done in a professional setting by a skilled technician. I would think too many things could go wrong, the most important being a fucked up chain of evidence.

The fact that they are asking her whether there is a double standard is ITSELF an example of a double standard! I doubt anyone would ask Trump whether he is getting favorable treatment because he is a man. They are basically baiting Hillary to use the “woman card” as her excuse for not liking the press. But good thing…

Read the grey comments before you post? I know scary things can lurk in the greys, but so can the exact same quote and gif posted almost hour before you.

No, because if she simpers for the cameras they’ll just go back to reminding us that she’s a woman and mercurial and unqualified. There is no right answer, no right behavior, whatever she does is wrong because she lacks the basic requirement—a penis.

Donald Trump responded by taking a shit in his hand and throwing it at reporters, the New York Times reported that they both made good points.

Good. She’s been too quiet the last month. It’s past time to go on offense.

Up his own ass?

“aaand next up on Today, we’ve got some water-skiing squirrels! And you will not believe how great they look after we give them an ambush makeover.”