The Colin Kaepernick outrage is driving me fucking bananas.

There’s nothing human about being a flaming hypocrite.

No, my problem is it’s hard for me to separate the work from the artist when the artist is still alive or recently dead. Which is exactly what I was saying above.

I exclusively do this in front of “one million moms”.

Terrible case of Theatre Kid Syndrome.

She... yeah I agree it’s a lot.

I see your boxing, Aly Raisman and Nastia Liukin, and I raise you sitting on the couch, having just eaten two cupcakes at 430pm.

It’s a shame, really. If he would just own it and say “Yeah I’m inspired by fabulous gay men and queens from all over the world. Got a problem?” I could be happy about this. As it stands, he’s jacking their shit with a slap in the face.

Are we going to have to expand the Bechdel test to include “do they talk about something other than a man or a wedding?”

It would be nice and dandy to be for it if they weren't constantly attacking black gay men for doing the exact same thing. Male rappers have to understand that donning our culture, which many black queens perish for, and then spitting in our faces for being "faggots" is unacceptable and is no different from the…

“this is important”

Love it. Everything about it.

I’m hella here for this new wave of genderfucking young rappers in Nana’s hats and necklaces. 100% HERE FOR IT (this is the approp time to name-drop my best dude Lil B, right?)

Take my heart damn it.

I like Klorane.

omg I was going to include the bit about garlic powder but took it out bc thought I’d rambled long enough. YOU GET IT!!! YAY! :D

And your mother... who may or may not also be a monster.

Seriously!! I have this otherwise lovely coworker, who insists on leaving voicemails instead of just emailing me. And then we have to play phone tag and it takes half a day to resolve something that could have taken 5 minutes.

Sooooo, when can we come over for your guac party? This sounds amazing.

First chop all your gear: