Boo I know I’m not the troll :) But my tone could totally be taken as condescending and that wasn’t my intention. Therefore, <3.

Yo - I’m LOLing at the latest post rn. You are none of those things and were perfectly pleasant.

All that fabulous nuclear fallout does wonders for the sinuses, darling!

I have strong feelings about the subject! <3

Yup and that’s why I did not engage. There’s been lots of fun banter on here and now we got the voicemail police/time-keeper/adult-truther trying to ruin the party. LAME.

Apparently not. Though the troll is the same guy who blamed Leslie Jones for her email hack and said she deserved it. So yeah, he’s apparently on a mission to kill fun.

I saw and was gonna respond cuz this is my thread and we were CLEARLY (or not so much) having fun and cracking jokes. I mean congratulations to them for showing that they are an even bigger asshole than LePage? IDK??

I work at a large fortune 100 company in an adult job as well and I don’t leave voicemails for internal coworkers either, just the external ones. You call your coworkers, see if they’re there, and if they’re not, hang up and then email them with what you need. Or use the internal chat system. Both the latter are…

I don’t like checking voicemails. I’d rather call back a person than listen to their message.

We can’t have fun in here :(

My parents, who are so cheap that they refuse to pay for voicemail and still legit have an answering machine...on a land line. My mother does have a pretty advanced Samsung smartphone she’s adept at using. However, my dad has a flip phone and literally only uses it for calls. No texting and he doesn’t check his…

#TeamNoVoicemails, ayyyy! Even at work, I do not leave vms and instead send an email or text. And nobody leaves vms on my work phone. Same protocol.

I always assume if someone has a big issue with a specific town it’s because they got a large speeding ticket there.

Many people are saying he lives on a pile of garbage. Sad!

Thanks, I’m a gray though I've been on Jezebel for months. I just love that in order to click on my (always supportive of other women) comments, you have to get past a warning saying it may be shocking and harmful. 😐

...where the fuck are they hiding all that fat? Is the champagne dressing just melted butter and a splash of champers?

listen, let’s not let the wacko conspiracy theories overshadow Hillary’s actual health problems. i have extensive experience in this area and there is literally no issue more debilitating than seasonal allergies. what if her hands are covered in mucus and she hits the “bomb the earth” button by accident? what if she’s…

The Osbornes Reunite: Ozzy no Longer Persona Naan Grata?

Eh, boring is one of the best ways for a child star to end up.

Alimony is taxable. Lump sum property settlements are not.