Oh, that would be Rowdy. His name is quite fitting.

This is going to happen, the dedicated gawker commenters and trolls will come over here. Some of gawker’s writers are coming to jez so things are going to change.

The US coverage was terrible. NBC showed way too much Michael Phelps, that is was offensive to other athletes. There is no need to show him sitting and doing nothing. Al Trautwig deciding to dismiss Simone Biles’ parents as not being her “real parents” was mean and petty.

I hear you. I’m preparing myself to feel unreasonably sad tomorrow.

One of the sailors couldn’t compete because of dissentary. . . .

I’ve watched it like it was my job 😞

Yea I’m pretty sure that this was more what she meant. But nonetheless it’s a shitty joke and a stupid thing to write. I found that a lot of her tweets make me want to tell her to mind her own damn business.

There is only so much a background check will uncover, unless you expect Uber to start doing psych evaluations before allowing people to use their platforms

You nailed it the moment you labeled his car a PT Cruiser. Well done Otti, well freakin done.

I would rather get cheated on by Bill Clinton than by Donald Trump, so yeah.

He said he’d be cool with being called First Laddie, and I love that. Like, I realize that’s not a formal option, but still. Love it.

It’s beyond brilliant. It’s like a 99-yard TD pass. It may be equalled, but it can never be exceeded.

Shouldn’t one internship be enough? How much free labor are we allowing companies to squeeze out of kids? Dickens would shit himself over this.

That tweet by bodhizwana was the arrow through my heart. I am madly in love with her.

Apparently Polo is already pulling all their ads of him.

Edited because Snacky is funnier and faster than I am.

It's 2002. And I'm just an awkward teenager.

he’s like the cicadas. he has to come back every 17 years to haunt us for the summer and then he dies off again.

Funny story about this drama. I retweeted a post about white privilege in the treatment of Lochte’s case, comparing it in my own post to the framing of Michael Phelps’ DUIs. I’mFartNSmunny liked the post, and replied something about the “double standards” being applied, and #LochteGate. Mere seconds pass, and someone…

All in all, this was probably one of the best parables on why you should never lie to you mother. Really, really bad things will happen.