As someone who once knew the horror of climbing into bed every night with someone I realized I didn’t trust and had good reason to be afraid of, I never questioned Amber for one second. Sending love and healing to her!

His 20s were full of stories of him trashing hotel rooms, attacking random people who mildly offended him, doing ridiculously dangerous things, and intentionally self-injuring. We noticed. We just labeled him as an exciting bad boy who seemingly calmed down when he took up with Vanessa Paradis.

I’ve gotten soft with all that Friday night Netflix binge-watching!

Ugh. No. The back is incredibly un-flattering. And the rest... just no.

God I hope so. (to your last sentence)

I will eat crow and acknowledge I was pretty much convinced these guys had done nothing wrong. What I won’t do is back down from my comment that this has garnered way more attention than it deserves from the Brazilian/Rio police when taken into context of other issues happening in the city and country. It seems like a…

[2026, a high school auditorium full of bored kids]

BUT THAT WOULD RUIN SCHEANA’S ABILITY TO PARTY

Katie has made a huge mistake. Katie is a hard-working adult. Tom is a man-child. He cannot match her. He will always disappoint her.

I love every joke being made. Swim Shady is fantastic, especially with that trash hair:

There is nothing about this lady that is comical.

The story I’m hearing is that they left the party incredibly drunk, vandalized a gas station and broke a door in it, and got in a fight with the security guard (who was armed and pulled a gun out) when he tried to make them pay for the damage and wait for police. Lochte then told his mother that they had been robbed,…

Jeah.

Or his lawyer’s.

Corrupt Latin and South American legal systems have never had qualms about locking tourists up, and then milking them dry financially while extracting a metaphorical pound of flesh. It’s going to be interesting watching that institution butt heads with an IOC that is desperately trying to have the legacy of these…

I think posting her picture in that dress again is appropriate revenge. For now.

Right. In other news, water is wet.

Not sure if this is his text or Donald Trump’s twitter account.

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I was totally expecting his dick pics. This is awkward now.