Oh my god WHY the huge build up to the goddamn recipe? I have a super old ipad that loads websites really slowly and those blog posts infuriate me. I don’t want to wait for 87 pictures of your mixing bowls to load just to see your goddamn pancake recipe.

I have never trusted the Clintons, and it has been with a heavy heart that I have consigned myself to vote for Hillary in November. Stories like this are awful, and there are too many of them concerning Bill Clinton’s treatment of women and Hillary’s tacit (or active) acceptance (and/or support). It is unacceptable…

I know, but they’re only once a week! I get jonesing, man, I need my wry political observations on a daily basis, especially in an election year!

If you remember, he actually made Megyn Kelly go and check if there were still a bunch of white voters in Ohio that hadn’t been counted yet. And they filmed her walking at a low angle to show off her legs, as is the Ailes way.

Breitbart got so frustrated by all the liberal lying liar polls lying that Clinton is beating Trump that they contracted a polling company to poll a right thinking non-lying poll.

Loyalty oaths are coming, everyone. I’m telling you now. That’s what he’s going to propose soon.

“ARE YOU STILL TEXTING BITCHES?”

cool, cool, good to know. shocked this hasn’t been brought up yet.

Right? That’s like a hundred bucks and I don’t even live in a city. Also, I don’t eat shellfish, mostly. And the food isn’t going to be ready when I get there? Why am I even going to this “party”?! I’ll take myself out to dinner instead and even with my bar tab it will still be less than buying shellfish for someone…

That’s just poor hosting.

There has been SO MUCH of this shit below every single article. “Oh Simone is really good but, you know, I miss the more artistic style of gymnastics”. Yeah the ‘artistic style’ is it, also known as you preferred it when anorexic 13 year olds from the Soviet Bloc were hoovering up all the titles. Fuck this blatant…

Entirely disagree. That oxblood lipstick won the makeup gold by like 100000 points.

Yes! That video of Phelps scowling was deemed hilarious but when gabby doesn’t smile on cue it’s not okay?

What the fuck is wrong with people? She hasn’t been sour, she’s been serious. It’s a serious endeavor. She’s a THREE-TIME gold medalist in TWO Olympics. What the fuck have any of you done?

Um no. You are not inviting me to a potluck and then asking me to bring 8 steaks. Rude. If you’re hosting a potluck, you 100% should be taking care of the main course, and other than possibly giving a theme as a suggestion of what to bring, guests should be allowed to bring whatever the eff they want.

Next time someone does that, headbutt them in the bridge of the nose.

*Exactly* — just let me know what to expect so I can bring an apron (or decline your invite)! My husband and I do a mix of entertaining — casual BBQs, elegant dinners — but we always do most of the heavy lifting. I expect people to bring alcohol if they plan to drink (though I provide some as well) but rarely expect…

Yeah, no. That’s too bossy. It isn’t a fun way to share a variety of foods and try everyone’s cooking. Five pounds of seafood? GTFO.

WTF. Who asks people to bring shellfish? If someone wants to make a complicated shellfish dish, that should be entirely their responsibility. You should be awarded a prize for going to a cioppino party while pregnant. These are terrible potluck stories, I’m so sorry.

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