My favorite part was when she mentions picking up grocery store plates for a kids party but says for adults she prefers plates made from babmboo or fallen leaves. I thought surely that can’t be a serious line, and then there was a link. I mean turns out they’re from fallen Palm leaves and I think I might actually buy…

Uh, I got to #2 where she says that pre-made vegetable trays have their place at a kid’s softball game (which doesn’t even make sense bc most kids NEVER eat raw vegetables anyway), and that lady can fuck herself.

I have a feeling that a tree climbing contest wouldn’t be fair for Katie:

My jaw was hanging open during that race — her body just moves so much more powerfully than any other human in that pool!

Yes. Go Fug Yorself is the only other site I comment on.

I saw Katie ledecky levitate a goose behind goody parsons barn! I saw it!

I was at a bar last night and two guys were discussing very passionately how Taylor Swift is the hottest singer. I was like “...really? But what about Rihanna? Even Katy Perry’s hotter...am I taking crazy pills?” Apparently I am! I think a specific type of basic white boy likes her because she’s cute but still seems…

That's brave. I don't even deal with comment sections outside Gawker media anymore; they're all a clusterfuck ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was just reading some comments about the Depp/Heard story on other sites and I’ve concluded that a video could emerge of Johnny Depp repeatedly punching Amber Heard in the face, and the internet would still declare her to be a gold digger who deserved it.

So fucking depressing.

Honestly how dare you. Chicken salad croissants are the bomb.

You should get to cut someone for that shit. Like with a plastic knife or spork.

You are a monster. You have your caffeine and my eye is starting to twitch from the lack of it.

Well, she didn’t just do it once. If I had 2 sodas in there, she’d take one. If I had 4, she’d take 2, sometimes 3. And she’d never, ever replace them. Same with the apples. She also did it with another girl’s yogurts.

I hate it when people steal my food. I hold grudges over that. I remember.

This is the appropriate response.

My office isn’t that big and it has secured entry - so I know it’s one of 7 people. I made up a (humorous) missing sign, posted it in the common area, and asked each person if they took it and even arranged for a neutral place for someone to return it anonymously. NOTHING. Lying liar thieves!

Some shit faced dick bag stole my chicken salad croissant today from the work refrigerator. I AM GOING TO FIND OUT WHO DIS IT AND BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN.

Pyrex-stealers are monsters.

I spent some time working in the habeas realm. This kind of result is almost unheard of; Congress has made it infuriatingly hard to get a conviction overturned. Glad the documentary made it easier for him, but it’s so frustrating because like... what about the people who don’t have documentaries?

Yeah, but that BBC dude, tho....“All those island nations who can learn to swim....”