Thanks! Will take a look. Fortunately I don’t do all fruit smoothies, so hopefully all that spinach I’m mixing in still counts for something.

Carefully curated Instagram photos, duh.

Different because you can open a jug of juice for free, but to get at this juice you need a $400 implement.

Source? Not asking to snark, but because I make myself a half fruit/half greens smoothie most mornings and need to know if I should feel less smug about it (or you know, modify them in some way).

That is one of my all-time favorite commercials.

Seconding the backlight priming filter, I got mine recently when it was half-off on Ulta for a day and it’s great! I’m not convinced it does a great job keeping makeup on your face, but it does add a nice glow under foundation.

Agreed, I am not here for this month’s Play box generally. Sephora brand eye makeup remover and Philosophy face wash? Get out. Though I otherwise really enjoy getting the boxes, and there are normally decent products, so they’d have to do more for me to cancel.

I knew this was coming, and yet my visceral reaction to that top photo with the new cast was “what is this ABOMINATION?!”

Nick Jonas, aka, the gay-baitingest gay-baiter to ever bait gays.

My most important takeaway from this article is that Abigail Breslin’s instagram handle is “Abbienormal.” Just when I was losing hope for her generation.

Tangent: reminder that being a defense attorney does not make you inherently slime-y. Are there ABSOLUTELY some slimeball defense attorneys? Yes. But part of the “justice” in our justice system is that the criminally accused have the right to a trial. And indigent people get a public defender. One of the most moving…

Cole Haan Manhattan ballet flats. Cole Haan frequently runs promos and you can find them discounted from other online retailers as well.

If you really want to punish him, make him eat the matzah (yes, I know some people like matzah. They are wrong, it is bleh, even if you get the chocolate kind).

That’s offensive. On today of all days you should slap him with some matzah.

Gross. I am in that demographic and I could not be less interested in what she wears. But yes, it does seem like she’s a huge influencer. And her cosmetics sell like gangbusters.

Eh, I hear what you’re saying, but I do think for the old episodes of Kourtney and Khloe from many years ago, the two of them could be amusing together when they were just being goofy sisters and the hand of the producers wasn’t as heavy. I mean, it’s reality TV to start with, so yes, it’s a low bar.

She seems totally lifeless. Do you remember how Joel McHale used to call all the Kardashians “dead behind the eyes”? She is that to the extreme.

Tyga is the absolute worst and I would be against this show for the sole reason that he doesn’t need another platform for his continued leeching off of her.

You made the correct choice. The crossover ep was soooo stilted but I foolishly tried a standalone episode of SH and couldn’t even make it all the way through. Snooze.

Kylie’s popularity baffles me. I find her to be the most boring one of them. She seems to have no personality of her own. At least Kourtney and Khloe were feisty and funny when they had their spinoffs in Miami and elsewhere. I’m imagining this show to be thirty minutes of Kylie saying in a lackluster manner “yah, I…