Re: the terrible-ness of the “please contact law enforcement.” Buzzfeed did contact Chicago PD, who referred them to an aviation dept, who referred them to TSA, who referred them back to Chicago PD.

Oooh, I want any gossip you have on the Rodgers boys. Interesting that you’re in the area and haven’t heard the gay rumor. But to answer your question - yes, there have been rumors out there for a few years that he’s gay or at least bi. There used to be a guy Aaron allegedly brought to a lot of events (not for press…

“But what do I do with my hands when I kiss a woman? Nevermind, I figured it out, I interlace my fingers on my stomach, yes, this feels natural.”

My grandparents referred to one another as “Ma” and “Pa” frequently (in their midwestern accents), and I always found it adorable.

What infuriates me is that what she learned from all of this is that she thinks she shouldn’t have voted at all. Really? With hindsight, you don’t wish you had exercised your right to vote for someone whose administration probably wouldn’t have ended up encouraging the type of ICE deportations that resulted in tearing…

Haha that’s exactly right. They are super smart so they will learn all those tricks fast, but they have selective hearing about performing those tricks depending on whether a treat is involved.

We had a non-food motivated beagle. He was the craftiest damn escape artist and would have behaved exactly this way on a soccer field, including the signature beagle evasive action maneuver of coming juuuust out of arm’s reach when they know you’re trying to catch them.

Regrettably, I live in an apt with no outdoor space. Every now and then I’ll get one of those basil plants at the grocery store and it will slowly die over the course of a few months.

Wait, I haven’t heard this about Whitney before, he’s a closet case? I could believe that (or that he’s bi), and yes that would be a tremendous plot line for the show.

Oh definitely - I for sure have known some Craigs. The thing about Craig though, is that he’s still likeable. Someone above was asking why the cast members on this show are compelling, and in Craig’s case, there is still a redeemable quality to him. Even though you want him to pull it together and stop being so…

How could I forget that he’s also a model. He’s got a lot of irons in the fire, yet none of them seem to be hot.

For me, this has a similar appeal to that of Vanderpump Rules: I get a certain satisfaction from watching people around my age who don’t have their shit entirely together, although they should. I pretty much have my act together, and yet this somehow makes me feel a little better about myself. The other joy is a…

You are not alone. Questionable garlic usage high five back atcha.

Bless this mess of a show, I am so psyched it’s back. My favorite moment was when Craig shows Cameran the deck he is maybe 1/10 of the way through building, and says he’s a carpenter now. It is the most perfect encapsulation of Craig, who has previously fancied himself a rising legal star (despite lack of law degree…

Oh hell yes I will use sprouted garlic - I’ll use it even when it has sad brown spots I have to cut around. I paid for that mess and something has to offset the $5 I spent for half a sprig of rosemary.

Herb conundrum, I like that description. I swear I can never get through an entire bunch of parsley or one of those tiny overpriced boxes of thyme. Sigh. Related: did you know scallions will re-grow in your kitchen in a glass with a little water? Blew my mind when I learned that.

Hey! I use Pinterest a lot for finding new recipe ideas, which prob explains why I get sent to a lot of self-satisfied mommy blogs masquerading as food blogs. Annoying as it is, I do get a better mix of recipes than just reading a couple blogs here and there (Food 52 is good, and I like Cookie and Kate). I also will…

This x 1 million. I haaaaaaate finding some recipe which is in actuality just an excuse for the blogger to post some 10,000 word smug lead-in essay on twee activities they have done with the kids or updates on how their marathon training is going. Just shut up and take me to the spaghetti squash recipe I won’t even…

The rational adult in me thinks “this is sad, they are both messy and hungry for the spotlight, and there’s a child involved.” The drama-lover and hater of people like Tyga (and our current president) who think they can skip on their debts and parental responsibilties enjoys the call-out from Chyna. Not paying child…

Never change.