Oooh, didn’t realize. Not sure if that makes it better or worse. But I am here for the drama.

Haha, makes sense. She did used to be delightfully calculating, so I wouldn’t put it past her.

Oh I agree, she is just as terrible. I meant “better than this” in the sense of as compared to her former evil glory. It’s like Voldemort coming to poker night for some Death Eaters he doesn’t even know that well.

Exactly. There is no winning with virulent truther trolls who have made up their stupid minds.

I thought that comment was directed at Katie, and maybe a little bit Scheana? Either way, my guess is this is not a rebuttal to La la (i hate that name), but is either contractually mandated or she’s trying to get the extra Bravo dollars bc other than Vanderpump, where she is now recast as a lowly supporting player,…

Stassi is so much better than this. When she was at Peak Mean Girl she never would have settled for a cameo on a Bravo show they were trying to make happen.

Based on the article, it sounds like his relationship to conspiracy theories now is complicated, but that he’s more of a cynic.

Just to clarify how horrible these Newtown truth-ers are: the predominant theory among them isn’t that gun control advocates shot these children, it’s that these children never lived- that their entire existence was fake. One of them asked this grieving father to exhume his son’s body to prove he was real and that he…

I absolutely detest that Alex Jones gained enough traction that I now know who he is. Anything he doesn’t want to believe is “fake”. NYMag had a heartbreaking piece today about a former Alex Jones listener whose son was killed in Newtown. And as a grieving parent has been trying to convince Jones and other hoax-ers…

Also, is this the best Darren Criss’ agents can do these days? Behind-the-scenes ‘host’ of an NBC Musical? I think he was on the broadway show at some point but STILL. Blake can do better. Or was it Blaine? Blair? Whatever his Glee character’s name was.

Derek Hough is so much better than I expected. Not a standout singer by any means, but carrying a tune, and well-cast as Corny. Obviously his dancing is tremendous.

I am assuming Oprah sent that message via her own assistant, so I’m imaging the convo between assistants like “well, my boss wants you to tell your boss that her necklace is a mess.” Or if Oprah called Gayle’s assistant, how interesting would that be if you had to field messages from Oprah to her BFF all the time. I’m…

I accept this. While I would not expect him to be a named partner, I would have expected him to sell out for more than $140k.

Alston & Bird is a huge firm - wouldn’t expect him to be on the letterhead (for big firms like that it is unusual for partners to be in the firm name).

Being fabulous, but evil. Slacking on both, currently.

Also, how has Schwarz had no job for however many years? Inconsistent modeling gigs, half-assery for LVP businesses, and Bravo dollars notwithstanding. And what is Kristen’s job? Are they just assuming they will ride the Bravo gravy train until they are old enough to graduate to a Real Housewives program? Needs better…

I want to sit Scheana down and make her watch Season 1 when Stassi was an unrelenting bitch to her for having an affair with a married guy. And remind her how bad she felt when Katie and Stassi wouldn’t give her the time of day or be bare minimum professional at work because of it.

That is the correct response. If you can’t handle a little grease, then no sandwich for you.

Do it! A light dusting of mayo so it’s not too greasy when eating. So good.

As ever, Martha is correct. I learned a few months ago that one of my fave food trucks uses mayo to grill their grilled cheeses and it is a game changer. Brioche grilled cheese with mayo for the win.