Sarah Michelle Gellar is a former vampire slayer.

Same - want to continue to be an informed citizen and all that jazz, but can only handle stuff in print at the moment.

I dunno, the commenter who told you that is called President Obama, and it’s on the internet, so it must be true. All I know is what I read on the internet.

Julian Assange. No one wants to go out with you. So you can go dress up your cat now.

Pre-election, a friend of mine was telling me about some hypothetical plan for people too stupid to be trusted to vote to select people to vote for them. I launched into some ill-advised tirade about how impractical that is and democracy doesn’t work that way, blah blah blah. In hindsight, a small part of me thinks…

The Pooh Bear imagery is pretty great. That sounds delicious. I assume your thanksgiving table also includes the traditional dish of hot dogs, stuffed with jack cheese, folded in a pizza.

It is medium. Pilot episode is great. Some TV reviewer once accurately described it (paraphrasing) as beautifully dressed beautiful people, all of whom are sharks. So true - the wardrobe is gorgeous, and there aren’t really any stupid characters on the show. Like many middling cable dramas it can be a little…

That sucks. Both being in the greys and that you have no stuffing for me.

This is a good story. You always know a cat is back to its old self when it is feeling up to antagonizing fellow living creatures.

Too. Harsh. It’s Thanksgiving Eve, a thing I just made up, which involves the holiday tradition of eating too much of the food being prepped for tomorrow, and being grateful for Jezebel in an ever-darkening 1st amendment hellscape, or at least offering constructive feedback to its writers. Now give me some of your…

This is terrible and now I feel awful. So you must tell me a story about how she is happy and loved in her new home because I am determined to end the week on a high note. Or at least a non-horribly-sad-cat-saga-note.

That was way harsh, Tai.

No more Jezebel for you until you finish your vegetables and password protect your phone! (You won’t forget the code, even with the fingerprint reader I still enter it a few times a day).

Whew, okay. Not trying to nag on you I just hear so many horror stories from our security company about perfect storm situations where client data was compromised and the breach relates to some silly, tiny thing someone overlooked. And then it makes filing a bar complaint justified.

Same - I have to lock it for work, but even if I didn’t it would 100% be password protected. And the fingerprint thing makes it so easy!

Wait is this your work phone or personal? Am also a lawyer - it has to be locked for client confi reasons, no? I think it’s an ethical obligation to keep it locked.

I have second-hand anxiety for you and the other commenters who say they don’t lock their phones. This is insanity to me. Unless you have, like one of those old people Jitterbug phones that can’t store any data.

Omg lock your phone, you wild animal! You have so much personal data accessible on there and what if someone got into your emails?! So easy to get your identity stolen! (Reading this comment back I hear it in Trump voice, which I am apparently absorbing based on how much news I read.)

I hear you. I turned my back on my phone for one second and in that time it was trying to sell counterfeit prescription drugs to some elderly immigrants who didn’t speak great English.

I was going to agree with you until I remembered that I had a stop sign in my dorm room in college. Because reasons.