This was my reaction. I have mixed feelings on Lena Dunham, but I could totally see myself recapping to a friend some horrible banquet dinner I went to where a guy at my table didn’t talk to me and buried his nose in his phone. I would probably also give him an inner monologue that gave voice to my own insecurities.…

Or Kylie and Tyga. I keep wishing for her to kick him to the curb in some public, glorious burn-it-all-down event.

Counterpoint: Captain America.

Yes! Those courses are insane, and generally geared towards taller people with a huge wingspan. I was also filled with nerves watching her go, so psyched for her.

I was so hoping you would cover this, I almost emailed the Jezebel tips address! She crushed that course, it was so exciting to watch her!

Thank you. Humiliation is a humiliation mechanism.

I get so incensed by Internet commenters who throw “innocent until proven guilty” at me like they have made some grand point. I don’t have to wait for 12 people to decide beyond a reasonable doubt that someone probably did what they are accused of. So many people just willfully stick their heads in the sand instead of…

Is Nick from an extremely religious family? I remember him having a TON of siblings, and as you mentioned his sister was a child.

I live for Laurie Hernandez period end of sentence.

I normally find them a bit insufferable, because they are clearly so insulated and naive to the working world. That said, the excerpts from this interview make them seem much more tolerable than usual.

It is starting to become a thing, even though it’s tacky (IMO). I have several friends who have had a “sprinkle” for baby #2. Most of those have said they are only doing it because their mothers-in-law wanted to throw one or some other vaguely BS reason that equates to “yeah, I just want more presents.”

(1) because even though he is a bottom feeder and has been slammed by actual comics who write their own jokes, he still has millions of Instagram followers, and (2) to make me furious that I don't have the superpower to reach into the TV and slap him.

I am also on team Huma, Finally. But my team is also decidedly Shut Up, Zach Braff.

The Kardazzles refer to her as ‘Chyna’, usually.

Request to include a photo of Turner in this post? I don’t want people - for instance, potential employers or women who encounter him down the line- to forget his face. He deserved a punishment commensurate with his crime, but I’ll take infamy if it’s my only option.

I like whatever wreath Chyna is wearing on her head. As if to say “Kim, I don’t need to come for your crown, because I’ve already got my own.”

It’s the beginning of the apocalypse OR the beginning of an episode of Supernatural.

This is too sad for a Monday. I prefer my Monday-based animal stories to be of the “silly puppy struggles to get out of bowl” variety.

That, coupled with what the dean of my law school told us: never put anything in an email you don’t want read back to you in court. Though in Weiner’s case I guess the rule would be “never put anything in social media that you don’t want shown to you in OMG is that ANOTHER crotch shot?! Put it away.”

Alternatively, when he’s doing that start your own chant “When I say loser you say Trump. Loser...”