Agreed, you know what couple is surprisingly funny/sassy? Sean and Catherine. I usually peruse their Twitters when watching bachelor franchise shows and they are hilarious and filled with snark. I thought Sean was bland, sad, tapioca pudding but I was WRONG. He’s like Pace hot salsa. Still Pace salsa, but spicier than…

Lea Michele’s operating baseline is normal human reaction multiplied by ten. Her extreme mugging for any camera that exists within a 20 foot radius of her cannot be contained.

Further chef’s note bc I love guac and can’t help myself: assuming you’re eating it with chips, taste the guacamole with the chips you are going to use, not on its own so you get salt balance right. Bc if chips are salty and your guac is salty, then it can be gross.

I endorse this guacamole message. Except for white pepper, which I will see in hell.

You are a visionary, might have to get some peppermint for this express purpose. Thx for the hair care suggestions!

I use their Eucalyptus scent. Love it.

To be clear - did not mean you when referring to “the troll”. I thought maybe you were talking down to me a bit, but of course totally your prerogative to feel strongly the other way on voicemails!

Having funsies and making jokes, and look you even brought us around so we are back on topic again. Best commenters ever! Internet high-five!

Right? That troll that's been all over the boards recently came at me on this. Not interested in engaging in a battle to the death over voicemails.

Holla, same here. One or two people I work with (slightly older) prefer voicemails, but everyone else usually returns missed calls, or sends a follow up email. If I'm calling outside my office I'll leave a voicemail, otherwise I avoid at all costs. Listening to voicemails is the worst.

Come on, was obviously being a bit facetious. I am also an actual adult with an actual job, and when I call people in my office I usually don’t leave a VM. But when I make external work calls, yes, I leave a short voicemail. I am familiar with professionalism and social niceties. Jeez.

Monsters. Only monsters leave voicemails. You know Trump is one of those people who leaves winding, two minute long voicemails.

I have a friend who is a Russian immigrant who once told me “No one in Russia has seasonal allergies. I never heard of it until I moved here.” Russians don’t have the time or patience for your feeble American constitutions.

When he finished playing harmonica, do you think the joyfully exclaimed “Soul Patrol!!” I do. This is not a jab, he reminds me of Taylor Hicks as played by Jason Sudeikis.

Helpful, thx fellow pleasant jezebelian who dwells in the greys.

The best slob. The slobbiest. Important people are saying he's a slob.

Not dumb, no apologies! My distant recollection from tax law is that if she had a right to receive the $, it should be income to her. So maybe there was something in the terms of the settlement agreement about how the payment obligation works. Though if her lawyers are arguing he wasn’t supposed to pay the donations…

I am an educated person, I know these are ads, and am older than their target market, and yet, and I still look at those posts and think “but, MAYBE these products work, right?”

*Seethes with jealousy and says between gritted teeth “congrats on making it out of the greys”*

I would, however, be interested in serving or being served, a piping hot plate of sex pheromones.