Fred Rogers was a musician, educator, saviour of public television, equal rights advocate, and humanitarian. He definitely does not belong in Deadspin comments.

Sounds like your issues go well beyond what you listed.

Officer: Hey while I’ve got you here, I’ve been pulling my irons to the right lately, can you just watch...

Well, on the plus side, a black man in America finally survived a traffic stop. Progress!

[witty golf reference that undercuts the fact that we’re watching a guy freefall into opiate addiction]

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

Tiger Woods: [tries walking straight line, but keeps veering off to one side or the other]

What a load of crap. The tape was years old by the time it leaked, right?

Exactly. It is like you see into my soul.

I mean, we are already dealing with Trump. Now we have to deal with this, too? It’s too much.

I am generally morally opposed to jukebox musicals. A jukebox musical sequel is too much. It is an abomination; it must be stopped.

Yeah, we’re tired of hearing about Russia too, just for different reasons.

Thank you for your opinion. You’re wrong about the definition of treason, but thank you for your opinion just the same. It’s good to have a diversity of opinions here in the comments, even very very wrong ones.

I assume Pence takes over as President and congress would let him stick around for long enough to nominate a new VP to replace him. That requires congressional approval though so they can basically tell Pence who they will approve and he’ll nominate that guy before he resigns. That is basically how it worked with…

Coworker at lunch yesterday said, “Ugh, I’m so sick of hearing about Russia! Everything’s Russia!” I went off. Stupid little fuck.

STAHP with the false equivalency bullshit. Don’t like Clinton? Fine. But she is in no way an incompetent buffoon who has literally bragged about assaulting women and neither is she the defendant in multiple lawsuits for conning people out of their money.

If I’m being honest, I really really want this. I want Republicans and Trump voters to have to face what they did to this country and that makes me anxious. For that reason, I’m throttling my expectations and remaining reasonably skeptical until the final blow.

Even if all of that were true, the mental gymnastics involved would pale in comparison to those required to believe there’s a DNC-run pedophile ring operating out of the basement of a pizza place that doesn’t have a basement while also laughing off even the possibility that their could be some Trump/Russia collusion…

Meanwhile, you’ve just won the gold in mental gymnastics at the Special Olympics...

You mean the shit that was debunked months ago? Including one where the people who made the secret videos were charged with felonies?