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Please cheatedlions get back to what you’re good at and away from commenting

They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.

You get a star for calling out Donald Trump’s hypocrisy!

This is almost as good as his pro-Asbestos take.

Glad to see him dismissing any lingering health concerns about Hillary.

Dean has been getting a lot of shit for that tweet. His mistake was to use his verified account to push the rumor about a political enemy instead of spreading the gossip via a friendly ‘news’ network, left-wing blogs, and an army of Russian trolls.

+1

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

He’s going for that tried and true “1970s Filipino” look.

That is absolutely Fred Armisen. I would bet my lower intestine on it.

“A neighbor offered me a free ticket to this game. This post should tell you what my answer was.”

When is your Bannon/Trump/The Devil slash fiction coming out? Asking for a friend.

They tried so hard to make that one work. Too bad their base is too fucking stupid to know anything about Merkel. Add in that speech with Farange where the crowd Mississippi needed cue cards to know what to clap for.

How did Donald summon the Devil to sign away his soul in exchange for the presidency? Was it a three times in the mirror situation? Did he have to find a deep cave in the jungle where a dragon lay sleeping? Or did he just write “I agree to hire the devil and all his minions” using his own blood on the wall?

That “tiny piece of debris” was a bullet, you dip.

A the plot of several movies staring Steve Guttenberg, Bubba Smith and Marion Ramsey?

What an odd connection to make. At first I thought "Oh so you're saying the spirit of love's vengeance killed this woman." But THEN I understood that you were referencing a completely non-related 25 year old incident where a prop gun firing a blank launched a tiny piece of debris into an actor and accidentally killed…

You’re having a hard time feeling sympathy for the family of a woman who was tragically killed because she was randomly pulled out of a crowd to participate in a gun demonstration?

These things do happen. I feel horrible for everyone involved.