Just what the world needs, another fucking Cletus safari

“Fuck you and your socialist healthcare! I’m moving to Canada”

I still remember the dipshit(s) who filmed them self “open carrying”...into a fucking police station, with masks on no less! It’s one of the most unintentionally funny videos I’ve ever seen 

But they sure as fuck can stop those damn queers from buying stuff because “right to refuse service”!

National reciprocity is a ridiculous idea and never going to happen. At least not without setting national standards regarding issuing CCWs

“LOL @ Jessica for thinking the Falcons will win their first Super Bowl by/in 2050"

See also: right-wingers basically calling for state control of social media platforms because they’re getting banned for various -isms and -phobias

See also- Broncos fans re: Super Bowl 48 and 50

“Ionic Dude Juice”

I thought it was 42...

Question: Are military bases overseas considered US soil a’la embassy’s? If so, assuming they’re born on base, this means nothing (ETA- Google says no, sad)

Fun fact: Broncos are the only team against which Brady doesn’t have a winning record (8-9, maybe 9-9 IIRC)

I still remember the time I was watching a Broncos/Patriots game and my mom came in the living room, paused, and said “Since when does Nebraska have a football team?”

I still say she was Baracka Obama (or however it’s spelled)...

“the 3/5 compromise came many years later to take advantage of an already in place structure and was not originally in the article”

“It’s not undemocratic”

It’s insane? Then, please, explain why the three-fifths compromise is a thing

“they simply need a message that reaches people who don’t live in NY and CA”

“The Cheato McBonespurs Presidency has given me permanent drain bramage” 

I’ve been working on learning ASL. It’s not that hard, really, except for grammar and syntax. But yeah, everyone should know the alphabet at least FFS