Welcome to the fold, I still remember my own conversion.

I feel like this is what’s going to be necessary for a time until charging infrastructure can be better built out in a lot of places.

Joe Rogan should be required to carry around a plant to replace all the oxygen he wastes 

Damn you Ben & Jerry’s for discontinuing Cake Batter (yellow cake ice cream w/ chocolate frosting swirl) and for apparently not delivering Oat of this Swirled anywhere near me!

No worries! Reading your post just brought it to my mind as it came out my Junior year and has always stuck in my mind as the best soundtrack of almost any movie I can remember

“It’s actually remarkable how there was a period of time in which movie soundtracks were so well curated that they were legitimately excellent collections unto themselves”

Assuming anyone cares: this author actually finished the 2nd half and the other books plus a bunch of other stuff filling out a lot of background and more after Breaking Dawn years ago. It’s all pretty damn good IMO (if you’re into the books in the first place)

GTFO with that bullshit. Sure, there are people who need trucks due to the nature of their work, no argument there. However probably a good 1/4 to 1/3 of the parking lot of my office is trucks and the entire office is closed right now because *literally everyone* is working from home. Not fucking one of them need a…

Oddly no, “military intelligence” on the other hand...

Didn’t read first, knee-jerk and all that. “Assless chaps” is one of my peeves

Shorts ;)

ALL! CHAPS! ARE! ASSLESS!

See, I would disagree with that. There’s plenty of them out there, it just takes some work to find them because they’re not as heavily advertised for obvious reasons. Usually they don’t blow up like this did but sometimes they do pretty damn well overall (Get Out for example). It’s all about quality

Nerds Blizzards were fucking awesome!

“Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don’t do one” 

I got mine in 2016 and I remember when it came in the mail I was like “what the hell is this?!” They’re wayyyy different than the old ones

Not *any* location. I work at AAA Colorado and we don’t do any DMV services

The only acceptable successor is Will Ferrell...playing Alex Trebek

Dammit, guess we’ll have to go back to the old one, “Inside Satan’s Colon”