“if Trump accuses someone else of being deficient in any way, it’s guaranteed that it’s an area in which he performs poorly” 

Being a white guy I’d love to get them by “speaking” in ASL, just to see what they’d do

Go ahead and let them do it. I’m sure *dozens* of people will show up (along with the hundreds of others who would show up as a counter)

I can see that. All I ever do is laugh at his insanely stupid takes on...everything

“bUt We NeEd To GeT hIm On ReCoRd!!!”

I’m not sure why that doesn’t happen more often

“MAHKY MAHK”

This sounds like you’re me because that’s what I do on every flight I ever take anymore (although I go one step further and have my sunglasses on too, even on night flights)

“Did they think it was some sort of legally binding piece of legislation” 

“I don’t know why people are expecting it to be a magic silver bullet that’ll cure everything” 

It’s good to know that at least one other person on here understands how reality (especially political) works

“Although my grandmother did once refer to a broken beer bottle as a n***** knife. Come to think of it she was kind of a racist”

You could have just said “I don’t know theology,” it would have saved a lot of words because you obviously don’t know or understand the history of Judaism, Christianity, or Islam 

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you

That’s what I always think when people bleat about “proud to be an American” and such. Like, what did you actually do to deserve that pride?

Great, and now my coworkers think I’m crazy yet again for laughing so hard. Someone’s gonna need Bactine for that burn

You...you do realize they’re the same God, right?

“the following is taken from a website dedicated to exposing the truth about Islam” 

“The location of this location is classified”

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