“Support the troops/blue lives matter except when we have to kill them to overthrow out tyrannical government”

This dude is going to make me hurt myself from rolling my eyes so hard

Fuck that. Dude needs to eat dicks until he gets dick poisoning and dies

That’s what I’m saying, where the hell is Rule 63 Crypt Keeper getting anything about “the troops” from?

In their defense (I know, I know) it could *sometimes* be someone like me who had steel toe shoes so even in the few times that it’s been busy enough in the regular lines that they haven’t been doing shoes I’ve had to take mine off

“we too often and too readily forget that we represent a vanishingly small slice of the American electorate, and that while the echo chambers we’ve set up here can feel awfully reassuring—and can even convince us that the salients of dipshits out there are growing ever smaller—the reality is likely to be very, very…

“...they represent a dark underbelly of this country of people who are not respecting our troops”

It’s simply a result of Dems and left-leaning people of all kinds actually being adults and relying on facts and/or logic to form opinions (for the most part). Sadly not enough of the country does the same

*remembers Fox “News” bleating about how criticizing the president (W) is akin to treason then spending 8 years doing nothing but that soon after* 

I can’t believe this isn’t already an SNL skit

Once Trebek is gone (*sob*) I nominate his replacement to be Will Farrell as Trebek

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I like the show but that scene...yeah...

Fingers crossed that Canada doesn’t change their citizenship rules anytime soon since I automatically qualify via my mom being born in Canada

“There are multiple solutions on the table. Many of them have been put in to the form of legislation which could ‘actually happen’ immediately”

“Even the tiniest of tweaks to the ACA will be impossible without the same breaks it’d take to enact M4A”

Ok Captain “Make America Great Again,” why not take your own advise? If you don’t like how the US is, why don’t *you* fucking leave?

(Can’t edit but that’s not snark. I would fucking love it if we went that route)

Can’t tell if they’re trolling or just stupid...

“no one bothers to ask about the cost of current health insurance”