I like the Venue, it reminds me of previous gen Forseters. The problem is it only has a 1.6 so it’s probably slower than molasses

I really want to ask one of these fucking tools the following:

“The fucking aristocrats”

*insert Michael Scott “Thank you” gif*

I know this is an old post but I just have to resurrect it because Area 51 is the best arcade game ever created, without it this list is invalid. I played so much and got so good I got to the point of double wielding the guns and still killing everything in sight (barrels and such included)

While bleating about “personal responsibility” 

I love/hate having conversations like that with my kid (he’s 10 now)

As much as I hate to cite him it’s just like a Carlos Mencia bit from years ago.

To which I would reply, “And what is it that you’d be gaining over the long-term?”

“Farmers aren’t assholes — they are just socially conservative for a variety of reasons so they are pretty much reliably Republicans”

And all of this is exactly why we need to overhaul the Constitution to better fit how reality actually works in 2019 rather than how it did in 1789

This is what I keep wondering lately about anti-abortion shit and I would love for one of them to actually answer

Rooster and (beaver or cat)?

Oh yeah it works perfectly fine, that’s why literally 1 person in the Senate can prevent anything from actually getting done and a we’ve had nothing but a series of continuing resolutions rather than an actual budget for a decade or so

And just because it was set up that way 230 years ago doesn’t mean it works now

That pretty much always my answer to “originalist” bullshit”: It’s not fucking 1789 anymore!

Plus, as I recall, one of the people who wrote the fucking thing said we should scrap it and adjust it every 25 years or something

*side-eyeing Wyoming from Colorado*

“5'9, I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!”

“Florida?! But that’s America’s wang”