Alabama: “Hold my beer”

I love our airport but, yeah, the whole construction thing is driving everyone I know up the fucking wall

I love his entire airport rant (and his story about touring in Russia)

They probably don’t because that would actually be an efficient way to do it

Send that memo to Fox (and also DC/WB): People don’t care about characters just because of name recognition, you actually have to build up to it

Exactly. Probably wouldn’t be able to do it live-action for reasons stated above but we’ve already seen that an X-Men series works just fine. Do it like Clone Wars in 3D CGI and people (including me) would watch the shit out of it

“All they’ll care is that they saw Steve and Tony punching each other before Batman and Superman did it”

I didn’t know how much I wanted someone on Etsy or something to insert Thanos into a Thomas Kinkade-esque painting until right now so I can stick it on my wall

Don’t forget though, you’re talking to hardcore “progressives” on this site so political reality doesn’t apply to them (in their minds at least). If they just whine long/loud enough and want something hard enough it’ll happen

It’s not just MAGA chuds (see: downtown 21 in the above thread)

This movie comes out in a week and there haven’t been any reviews yet. A review embargo for something like this basically says that the movie sucks hard and the studio knows it

Not even not bothered to vote but not even be *registered* to fucking vote

And, of course, caught a ton of shit about “why don’t you just sell it and get a crappy, cheap-o used car?!” because people are idiots

Every. Fucking. Time. I think I’ve heard the dumbest thing yet, then some other dipshit comes along with their beer for me to hold

“Europe’s been doing it for barely 20 years”

Kids names have gotten *WAYYYYYY* out of hand. Someone I know named their kid Ragnor

“Hold up the menu and enthusiastically jab your finger at the item you wish to be served whilst grunting hungrily.

Oh, you know, you could just drink beer that’s not terrible...

That’s why I like my mom’s ‘15 (I think) Mazda 3, it has buttons on the handles to lock/unlock with the fob rather than “pull handle, door unlocks” thing that some makes/models do

I work for AAA Colorado and can confirm. Maybe it’s not supposed to be possible but it happens constantly (and not just on Nissans)