“deserted outside of workhours (e.g. Denver)“

Depends on which city. I’m about 20 miles southeast of Denver and you’d think we’d be a secondary target at best, except for the fact that Buckley AFB (a major base for early warning and communication systems) is closer to me than the city and NORAD is 60ish miles to the south in CO Springs along with the AF Academy

As a nominally cis guy (I identify as genderqueer but only a few people know that) I *really* wish I had an answer to this. The only thing I can think of is to somehow pump empathy directly into these anti-choice douche canoes brains. Frustratingly I haven’t figured out how to do that yet

Or you could just go ahead and fuck right off with your fucking bullshit MRA talking points

I do this at my house actually. Went to WalMart and bought a blue trap (for easy clean-up) , spread it on the porch, and bought a bunch of cheap dishes and glassware from Goodwill

That’s definitely much weirder/worse than the boobs (which it looks like she’s holding in this pic)

That’s exactly my answer when people whine about “originalism” or some such bullshit: It’s not fucking 1789 anymore!

“He’s a walking, talking sad trombone”

That’s beer but I guess boobs would qualify too

“via 11-page fax” 

I’d vote for him just based on that

I guessing not at all, probably a whole lot better actually. He strikes me as the kind of person who knows when he doesn’t know something so would actually ask someone who does and listen to them (plus he’s actually a *successful* businessman)

Which is not objectivity, words fucking mean things

Yeah, I don’t think that dumbass understands what “objective” means

I’m still of the opinion that that dude doesn’t understand what “objective” means

I haven’t been having sex for several years now and I’d still be right the fuck on board with this

Oh I know, was just bored at work as per usual. Might have kept going had this dumbass been able to follow the thread of a conversation

1. As with my position on abortion, you have no idea what my religious beliefs are

That fucking guy...

I’ve said before that if we swapped the DoD and NASA budgets we’d all be sitting on Mars drinking Mai Tais right now