Whos your bank? I have Key and every year they fuck it up and I am way off and owe a load. They are horrible, my two prior lenders always were accurate or in my favor. Key Bank is terrible and I would like to get out of there.

My buddy and I had this stupid thing going recording our desk farts and sending them to each other at work. I accidentally responded to a corporate wide system admin email about mainframe being down - with my fart file. I believe it went to over 26,000 people...

Nice one, stupid. lol

did anyone respond? that is fucking amazing. OUCH.

So basically, you are a dirty open aired whore to the internet. Your mother must be so proud Kate! Lol I kid I KIDDDDDDDD.....

Lego pron. yum.

Are you confirming you have this information from a factual source, or speculating Gawker style? ;)

You MUST change the article to "Gizmodo HOPPY Hour" ;-)

Dude is my dad's doppleganger.

you keep telling yourself the local medical centers will keep up - hmmnnn...how did it get in the US of A again? hmmmm....NTP < TP

Until vinyl died off and they revised shelving to fit jewel cases.

Haven't you been doing this long enough to proof read your own article titles, you jackass?

Jobs never, NEVER, N.E.V.E.R. would have allowed this product to go out like this. I am literally in awe of Ives. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Casualty Examiner here. You are an idiot. The red car was 100% liable for improper speed and failure to maintain proper lookout. The truck operator and bicyclist breached no duties whatsoever. In fact, the pedestrian as in the crosswalk has the legal right of way. The red car driver should be charged with…

Trump or Billy Fucillo? HUUUUUUGEEE TOM, HUUUUUU-JUH.

This is absolutely ridiculous. Who the hell decides "Im going to get really fucking good at the unicycle and then ride down GODDAMN MOUNTAINS"

Proofread thew article much?

I see. So, can I come fart in your face repeatedly? You can blow your smelly skankarette stench in my face, so is it ok in this unmagical unhappy world of yours that I float air biscuits directly up your nose?

This is my automatic go-to, and today was a bleary blah day indeed. So much so that I made me a sweet assed dino playlist, in just such an order that by the end of my morning drive, I was loosey goosey and ready for the day.

Ill tell you what would happen. Her enormous tits would make every man in the office spend half the day in the john jacking off. Productivity would literally go straight down the shitter.