Ok, I love this time of year, so forgive the new account, but I wanted to tell the story my grandmother told me. I can’t vouch for it completely, but she’s a very no-nonsense woman and I’ve never caught her in a lie (besides maybe how many martinis she’s had). Anyway, we’ll call her Betty. Betty grew up in Kansas in…

One of my favorite pastimes is finding old quiz shows on Youtube. Partly for the celebrity panelists but mostly for the average Joes. This is one of my favorites. Here is a guy who was the last known living witness to Lincoln being shot in Ford’s Theatre.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

Even 40s. Heh heh. Hi! We over 40s are not dead, we still have self-righteous feelings and buy stupid shirts.

Ha ha, no, I mean I can only speak for mysef but here in New York City, there is just no need to put a fucking sandwich board on yourself in the form of a fug sweatshirt to basically ring your white-lady bell to say I AM NOT A RACIST! provided you are actually not a racist.

I have a similar question. From the article:

Unpopular opinion: These times call for white women to make things right.

But if we donate to Planned Parenthood or immigrants or whoever, how are we going to brag about it? Can we make t-shirts that say, like “WHITE SAVIOR” or something?

A 2014 study out the Oslo Institute of Condimental Studies showed that 82.7% of all ranch dressing is consumed within 50 miles of an urban center. That’s not opinion. That’s empirical evidence that, yes, most ranch dressing is eaten by “city folk.”

Where do you see anyone gleefully celebrating? Bo Bo experienced bad customer service, not racism. Everything else is just people laughing at him being the biggest weinee.

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

None of that matters in terms of his apprehension. If someone committed a crime, they deserve a trial. Police officers are supposed to apprehend criminals and are permitted to shoot if, and only if, it is necessary to save lives.
It seems that most police officers have confused their role and no longer believe they…

Because NONE of that is relevant. He was restrained and then murdered by the police without any proof that he even committed a crime bigger than selling CDs on the street.

The punishment for sex offenses is not public execution. The process against someone carrying an illegal weapon does not involve murdering them. The facts you are bringing up are irrelevant to this story because they have nothing to do with getting gunned down by two policemen who probably won’t even be questioned…

But the cops didn't know any of that when they arrived on the scene. He could have been a serial killer and this shooting would have still be unjustified.

This has been flooding my timeline, but I won’t watch it. I can’t watch people die anymore. Cameras do nothing. Laws are being reinforced to protect police from prosecution and to give them even more leeway to kill black people without consequence.

Dear fellow white people of the world,

hahahahahahaha! This is the only comment I deem necessary.

Um, excuse me, but Erin Miller is 1/36th Cherokee AND her Irish ancestors who came to America were, like, slaves and so she knows, okay. This isn’t about her. It’s about Jessie Williams spewing racist words against the police, who are now a race and not an occupation.

Supposedly, that’s the case. It apparently has a lot to do with class systems of the past and RP suddenly coming into vogue as an upper-class way of speaking. That phenomenon may have something to do with why people in England have such varied accents from region to region (listen to a person from Manchester speak…