Yes, and we have biological sex, but we also have gender, which is the social performance of roles often assigned by sex. It is respectful to call people by their chosen role term.

This guy gets it.

Cynthia Erivo. And yes, I believe she got the nod for lead actress in a musical.

I think it’s evident to anyone who watched the video of the cast singing Purple Rain after Prince passed that Cynthia Erivo is the exceptional talent in that show. And she was nominated for her work.

I only saw that clip of them covering Purple Rain. It was obvious to me that the real talent of the show was the woman that played Celie. She totally overshadowed Jennifer Hudson.

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

I want to see Ivanka with half of her head shaved

You lie about eyebrows and tweezers. Clearly, it was an eyebrow transplant that happened.

They sacrificed Jonbenet Ramsay to give Katy Perry her perfect eyebrows! They’re the secret to her fame!

The origins (per usual) are Black people and Black culture. One could argue that it could be applied to allies, and I would listen, but I don’t yet agree.

As a fan of the species and our dominance over the planet, I’m thrilled with the news.

Her?

To my very untrained eye,” says comparative Photoshop expert and fellow Jezebel staffer Bobby Finger, “It looks like anyone trying to pull actual numbers from that is reeeeally stretching.” Jezebel deputy editor Jia Tolentino and Gawker Media staff artist Sam Woolley, an actual expert, also tried lightening the image…

Sorry, no, I get the “cops need to be armed” but, but “100% justified” is bullshit. He was a mentally ill kid, having some sort of episode. You get a few big cops in riot helmets and bring him down. Killing him is NOT inevitable, as demonstrated by the fact that it wouldn’t have happened in the UK.

Until shoot-first-and-ask-questions-never has actual consequences, this shit is just going to keep happening. Psychopaths don’t change.

This seems like as good a place as any to triumphantly inform all my fellow Jezzies that this is the LAST Christmas Eve I will be fucking working until 9pm in this garbage excuse for a “pharmacy” where I have to legally be here for the store to be open so people with no life skills can come in and buy last minute junk…

I just paused Die Hard and set down my mimosa to remind you that the only Christmas movie better than Die Hard is watching Die Hard again.

I watch Alien on Christmas, because no gift is better than the gift of a (parasitic extraterrestrial) child.

Unpopular opinion: Love Actually, Home Alone, and A Christmas Story all suck.