Don’t worry, the next one her campaign is putting together is 5 ways Hillary is just like yo Aunt Jemima.
like six gummy bears and some scotch
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My abuela is HELLLLLLLLA more bad ass than Hillary (no offense, Hills). Still wears every ounce of her silver jewelry every day, even days she stays in her bathrobe, got her medical marijuana card (green card of a new generation), and tells everyone to get out on the holidays because she has to go to work…
I also had an abuela and I agree, the similarities are staggering!
Ways Hillary is like my Oma: I love her, but I’d rather have Bernie in the White House.
Hillary is like my Grandma in that my Grandma is ALSO a war hawk. I remember one christmas she voted that the rest of us invade the neighbors house and when my cousin was shot she told everyone she made a mistake but like, she continued to subtly hit to us that invading the across the street neighbor MIGHT be in our…
Is this going to stop me from binge-watching Arrow this weekend? No it will not, because I am a goddamn grownup.
Yay, just when I was getting over the PTSD of last weeks mass shootings/media bullshit/facebook friends saying, “Now guys let’s not rush to judgement until we know the facts”/this is not the time to talk about gun control/to #notallgunowners/dead bodies are not greater than my freedom to someday hopefully kill a…
It honestly makes me the angriest at the racist and xenophobic assholes who think the unwashed and malevolent masses are trying to take “their” country away. Fuckers, if you want to know what it feels like to have a bunch of violent religious zealots overthrow your country and fundamentally change your way of life,…
Wasteland Uterus would be a fucking great name for an all-female punk band.
oh my god, the tiny baby faces. could this be a twinge in my frozen-solid ovaries? Is that an ache in my wasteland uterus?
.......nope. It’s just cold breakfast pizza making itself known again.
If only those wicked women hadn’t aborted their babies, each baby could have leaped out of its womb, grabbed a nearby gun, and taken the shooter down.
Depends on the pigment of the shooter’s skin. They could just be mentally ill.
This is terrorism.
This is Terrorism and I would not be surprised if this garbage was born in the USA.
A. I can’t think of a more efficient way to churn out more religious militants than by giving an official U.S. government seal of approval to oppressing said religious groups.
Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.
I think EVERYONE’S twitter benefits from a little drunk tweeting every now and then.
The next speaker will struggle to get the stench of Ax body spray and BO out of there.