oh sure when this guy makes his own cheese he get 1.2 million views on youtube but when I make yogurt from the flora in my vagina everyone is all “gross” and “that’s disgusting” and “no you cannot sell this at trader joes”

Thank you for telling me because I have like five new followers and I don't know who is who this is IMPORTANT PPL

the outfits they are wearing are probably worth tens of thousands of dollars and I think they look like fabulous soul sucking witches I would like to subscribe to their lifestyle blog i bet it comes w free cocaine

DON’T YOU PUT THAT EVIL OUT THERE IN THE UNIVERSE

Demi Moore is in “absolute shock” over the dead body found in her pool.

Luckily, no one was hurt during the incident and the case is now with the seafood company’s insurance company. The company’s not commenting on the situation, but sources have reported that the accident happened during a traffic jam, and the vibrator is alleged to have been “rabbit-style.”

I JUST DON’T LIKE PEOPLE TOUCHING ME AND I DON’T KNOW WHY HUGS HAVE TO BE A THING AND I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO ALLOW THEM TO INVADE MY PERSONAL SPACE JUST BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO BE IN FRONT OF THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE THREE MONTHS I DON’T CARE A WAVE FROM ACROSS THE ROOM IS FINE ARMS LENGTH PEOPLE ARMS…

IM IN! They can count my vagina as a “casual” third :D

“Just put it in your mouth and you will understand.”

Just put it in your mouth and you will understand.

I can’t support you in this. Cherry Garcia and Americone Dream are the only true ice cream flavors!

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

“Swim suit rookie"??? Because she'd never worn a swim suit before Sport's Illustrated handed her one, or because you need special training to apply a swim suit to your body, and so graceful was her strap snapping action, she won a prize?

counterpoint

In post-Soviet internet, communist spies expose YOU!

I am going to attach #probablyamammal to all my correspondence at home and work today.

i made it to the side and then my shoulder started literally crying real tears and threatened to leave my body

I'm 50, and I'm with you. Abusers love it when people keep their secrets. The best way to combat it is to put it on blast.

I feel the complete opposite, though it might be because I'm 28. But, I feel like the more stories are out there, the more people that are affected by them can seek help and comfort, they see they aren't alone in the world. This is similar to the woman that experiences a miscarriage. If she thinks she is the only one,…

Take it from an old(ish) lady who was sexually and physically abused as a kid by family; and who was in a horribly abusive relationship for five years: you are *far* more likely to live happily and come to terms with whatever has happened to you (I don't mean by that that you should or will come to forgive or feel…