Excellent article. And now that I know of the existence of this phrase, I will be utilizing it ironically posthaste.

These are fucking genius.

That one...I might actually believe. You know, if it weren’t for the finding of the body and all.

In the Bearenstain universe, JonBenet never died.

Before periods, women were like, “you know what we really want? To bleed from our vaginas and suck it up with sterilized cotton.” Oh, no, wait—women MUST buy these products or else, because they literally have no choice as far as menstruation is concerned. It happens to literally every reproductive-age woman with a…

I think the show will be fine without Piper. She isn’t the most compelling character in that prison, and most of us really don’t like her. Though, I liked her at the end of last season. Her time will be up eventually, but the way she’s going, she may be back in prison sooner than she’d like.

It looks like they ‘shopped Keaton in last minute from a shot of her walking around New York. Also—who are half of these people?

Wait...why did she tweet that? For shits and gigs? I’m fairly lost over here. I just barely know who these people are to begin with.

She does look great. She also looks like, in real life, she is a tiny human.

Well, obviously, this is my new life strategy.

I don’t think he was laughing at Gaga. He was pointing, probably laughing at someone else’s reaction to Gaga’s win. If someone bumped me like that, I would also probably give them a what-the-fuck face. And then flip them off. That would’ve been gif worthy.

I really liked his other lawyers. Like, enough that I wanted to reach through the screen and time and hug their faces off. My guess is they have exhausted all of their knowledge and options. Here’s hoping a new team can add new perspective and get this shit taken care of. Even if he is guilty, in the very least, the…

Yeah...I still have no idea what it means, which is why i’ve never used it to describe myself or anyone. Obviously not what this quiz told me. This quiz told me I was awake. Thanks Bobby. I wouldn’t have known without you. You’re like the coffee to my morning drowsiness.

I have no idea who she is. But, congrats to her, I guess, if she’s happy.

It’s not just the IV. I believe Sarah was in NOLA over Christmas. Which is contradictory to her being present for the birth in Alaska. Either way, I seriously wouldn’t put it past them. These are the Palins.

If Avery killed her, it was not in that trailer or the garage. I believe it was easy enough to plant the bullet and the key—which was completely stripped of all DNA except Avery’s? That just seems impossible—and that vial of blood is a serious issue. It was clearly tampered with, both the box it was in and the vial.…

Exactly. Thank you, friend. There are plenty of other non-lethal, tactical methods to take down a kid swinging a bat.

There are plenty of other non-lethal tactical approaches to take down a kid swinging a bat. Sorry, but the “shooting LaGrier was justified because he had a deadly baseball bat” is a dog that won’t hunt. Yes, a bat is deadly, but it takes extreme force for it to cause harm. A cop could easily have tackled him or…

I do not understand why weapons were drawn in the first place. Are cops no longer taught to use their words and de-escalate a tense situation. Guns shouldn’t have been drawn.

God, that makes me sick. I’ve never in my life hesitated to call the cops or feared anything worse than a ticket when pulled over. I am so sorry that this kind of disgusting disparity is so prevalent in this fucking country. No one should fear the peace officers put on the streets to protect the people. It’s so fucked…