I just want to say, the same people that say Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie should be saying Hocus Pocus isn’t a Halloween movie. They both came out in the summer, after all.

I love you.

Die Hard is the only Christmas movie I watch.

Being a WASP, Hillary is kinda just like my grandma.

It’s my understanding that they had to sew that thing onto her head. I think she said that once on Oprah.

Let us, then, start calculating time by mass shootings, for they occur more frequently than they days of the week.

I hope I'm right. Otherwise, :/

Can I rebound from this, though? Like, if I stop watching so much tv and start running, will my brain get smarter? And, I never watch anything that isn’t stimulating. And I read! How can be smart?

I think it is definitely easy to draw that parallel and, yes, they aren’t equal. I understand where she is coming from, if in fact she means it the way I think she does. Abortions don’t kill people, so let's put restrictions on something that actually does. Maybe we should write her for clarification.

I feel like she is saying, if “pro-lifers” are about these restrictions than they should also implement these restrictions toward gun purchasing since guns actually kill people.

I’ve already seen terrible responses on my newsfeed. Honestly, the worst is when a friend posted “gonna go get a gun now.” Because, that’s the solution! More guns! Shoot at them while they shoot at you and kill twice as many people. Woo America! Fuck yeah!

I can’t with this country. I can’t. It HURTS to live here. No, it literally KILLS to live here. Goddamnit. Goddamnitgoddamnitgoddamnit.

This is terrible, but genuinely hilarious.

Jordan and Chelsea?!?! I didn’t even know they were dating! That’s going to be one seriously fun wedding.

Those hyenas are gorgeous.

Gaga has an excellent voice. All the shit she does really overshadows her actual talent.

That’s pretty uncool. All the trans, gender fluid, and gender queer people in this world are always welcome in my group. Of course, I am a cisgender straight woman, so I don’t really understand what any of these groups are going through, but I can still accept them for who they are and the struggle they’ve fought for…

It’s. A fucking. CUP.

“CRAZY HOW NATURE MAKE DAT”

I’d have to go Irish and South African before Aussie.