Right, a snowboard guy.

He will not, however, give up his superstition of not drinking water during games.

This, right here, is why Jalopnik will always be great, no matter how much the editors, Gawker Media, or Nick Denton himself might try to fuck it up.

That’s got to be the legendary Mitchell-built Ferrari-powered F-Body - the Pegasus:

Watching Sham, a tremendous horse who would have been a triple crown contender any other year, in the Belmont is amazing. He ran with Secretariat for half the race, and got beat by 50 lengths. That is what happens to a normal horse when it tries to run at that pace for a mile and a half.

I’m not a dude and this is not the deodorant I use. However, I can confirm that it works and that it makes people close enough to smell you want to climb you like a tree.

I’m not a dude and this is not the deodorant I use. However, I can confirm that it works and that it makes people…

The happiest part of the previews for Mad Max, for me, were people derisively heckling the Entourage trailer.

What is remarkable about this team, I think, and what has been the case since 2009 has been that they have a remarkable difficulty level of losing. The only time I have seen them park the bus on an elimination game was in 2012, and that was after 5 straight overtime games. Every other time someone, whether it was…

At least these networks are consistent, showing two asses.

Hard to top Barry’s, but this is a gift that never stops giving:

I really hate this concept people have of our bodies being filled with unnamed “toxins” ready to kill us at any moment, and in order to ensure our survival, we have to go out of our way to “flush” them.

The Pelicans are about to get very, very worn down.

I don’t understand how anyone could not like watching this.

Jon Stewart: “Tommy...you cheating fucker.”

Considering the other teams in Chicago, I don’t know where these fuckers came from. They thrive in big games, win when they should win, improve as the season goes on, and are capable of winning even when they’re outplayed (like much of last season’s series against the Kings).

Has anyone seen a black lady with an onscreen speaking part in a Marvel movie?

I pick number 1, because its much harder to do, when you do it, you are personally saying f you to the entire opposing team with no back up on the field of play. Which is much better than most dunks because 95% you see it coming and most of you teamates have scattered as not to be in the poster shot and dunking is way…

Cheez-Its or Goldfish (cheddar), who you got?