Derrick Rose wishes he could jump that high.

Makes me hungry for a real slice of pizza.

I honestly tried watching this live on Fox. As a European and car and race enthusiasts trying to find out what is so great about NASCAR. Biggest race of the year seems a good place to start. Well, I gave up after 45 minutes.

In the before times, parents took an interest in their kids' extracurricular activities.

You want original? You want a true, one of a kind 12-cylinder behemoth and a proper 5-speed manual? And (maybe) diesel?

1941 Lincoln Continental OBO $22,5000 w/best offer accepted this thing oozes class, look at that grill, it has the famous rear mounted spare, and it is black which is best color for a Lincoln

"THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR HIRING SOMEONE WHO WORKED WITH THE KID BEFORE THE COMBINE!!"

NOPE. I've seen that before. It stopped him dead in his tracks. He took another step, and it said "this is happening now whether you like it or not". So he did the only thing he could do - he dropped his bag, walked to the curb, dropped trou, and that fucker shot out of him like a demon in Poltergeist. He had no…

Look, I know you only had 30 seconds, but I really feel as though you didn't spend enough time establishing a believable narrative.

Saying they're the worst Dorito is like saying they're the worst Nazi. In that they're still goddamned Nazis.

Does your Super Bowl party also have bowls of Gushers and Fruit by the Foot?

the point about not tossing apple votes or banana peels on the side of the road is: varmints. The deer and coons and opossums and leatherback terrapins have don't need the extra motivation to venture into the expressway and fuck your commute by creating a bloody mess of guts and bits.

Doesn't that kind of depend on whether or not your partner's into disaster role-play?

Lefty Spinning Bounce Passes Are The Best Bounce Passes

Try telling that to all of Tebow's receivers.

Because...those are the only two players on the field.

The Square by Clean Bottle. Both ends are removeable for easy cleaning and drying. Also, it won't roll around.

The Square by Clean Bottle. Both ends are removeable for easy cleaning and drying. Also, it won't roll around.

Gremlins 2 had it down:

He's just paying homage to Woody Hayes on the 36th anniversary of this:

I've fixed fun and formerly expensive cars a number of times. I've usually enjoyed them and not lost too much money. I've also daily driven big cars from the 60s and enjoyed them a bit more, surprisingly 50 year-old Cadillacs and Oldsmobiles are just as comfortable as a modern Merc.