Newsfolks need to do the following- only report on truths when the POtuS speaks. Therefore, this entire article should be “POtuS gave a press conference for 17 minutes. He spoke 0 truths. The conference then adjourned.” Stop feeding the fire fresh oxygen.

Some random comments: Godchaux does a great job catching the flag on the fly, so much so he is totally clueless that there’s a scrum behind himself. And don’t listen to this clip with headphones- there’s a whiney woman screeching on the right side starting at 0:23. Annoying.

CANDLE IN CONDOM

How much does Weird Al owe?

Losing to Purdue will do that to you (scare you out of the B1G). Ask Nick Saban. Lost three in a row against the Spoilermakers and bailed out to the SEC.

Or, if you don’t drive an S-class to work everyday, you can look perfectly professional with a nice $30 backpack from Kopack. Love this thing.

Or, if you don’t drive an S-class to work everyday, you can look perfectly professional with a nice $30 back…

I bet that made Jon Gruden’s face turn red...

Wonering why 95% of the unis under “beeves” is yellow and/or blue? Hmm..

I’ve spent about 90% of my life living in Drew’s “NO” states and I gotta say I agree with him. Indiana, though my birth state, is totally unforgettable with the exception of the 500. And even that is a “yeah I’ve seen it, now get me the hell out of this fat mustached drunkard redneck town as fast as the Indy cars go”…

DAMMMNNNN....

DAMMMNNNN....

Who he gonna call? Goffbusters.

Goffbusters.

Trump during Executive Time

Actually, just like the Bills he couldn’t keep them out of the end zone.

It’s like watching the Globetrotters play the Generals.

Looks like the dude draws his hair on with a sharpie.

There’s only one option left- Ambassador to the United Nations.

“Dollar Tree Eva Braun” has got to be the best name for her EVER. Love it!

Of course, the important question is- “Does it turn your poop green?”

Cowboy Joe, everybody.