There’s only one option left- Ambassador to the United Nations.

“Dollar Tree Eva Braun” has got to be the best name for her EVER. Love it!

Of course, the important question is- “Does it turn your poop green?”

Cowboy Joe, everybody.

Well since he’s a jackass, I guess he can relate.

Of course, the natural follow up question is- do they put ketchup on the tables now?

Someone needs to get a cardboard cutout of Flacco and put him in various funny no-run situations: Bull run in Pamplona, Start of NY marathon, at a Trump rally... Stuff like that.

Natural Hat Trick- that’s a nice Kessel Run.

Imagine what ODB could do if he got on the same team as Drew Brees. Damn that would be fun to watch.

Solution: buy a bunch of Textron Scorpions. $20m to purchase, operating cost of $3K/hour. Parts are off the shelf.

Maybe it was the hair.

Donny Two-Scoops is probably thrilled with this news. He now can ask for private interviews with her where they can discuss... I don’t know, politicking?

Brewers are clearly the BEST team in the National League, and I think they’re the only ones that would give the Astros a run for their money. Stellar relievers, and Yelich is unreal.

As a Cubs fan, I’m understandably sad that my boys didn’t make it, but DAMN it’s a great consolation price to see the Brewers really enjoying their time in the playoffs. Those kids are a hoot and a half, and I wish them a great run.

See you later, Sheriff Justice...

Yankees fans are the worst. When I lived in Columbus OH, I bought a Columbus Clippers jersey (which was dark gray). Great venue, outstanding prices on food (like dime a dog night) and beer. I wore that jersey to Yankees stadium in the late 90s for a Yankees/White Sox game. Some ass several rows up started giving me…

What kills red hot hitters once they get to the Cubs?

Looks like he wanted to get bucked up.

Damn. It’s gone now. Deleted. Unavailable. BOOOOO.

Damn. It’s gone now. Deleted. Unavailable. BOOOOO.