There’s only one option left- Ambassador to the United Nations.

“Dollar Tree Eva Braun” has got to be the best name for her EVER. Love it!

Of course, the important question is- “Does it turn your poop green?”

Launched in 1982. Kids were wearing those godawful tan pants with high waistlines well before I graduated HS in NY in 1987. Especially the “Guidos” with their black Reeboks (to use the vernacular of the day).

Any early 80s time capsule without a pair of Z-Cavaricci pants, BK sneakers with leopard print, or a black and red zippered parachute shirt is a waste of a time capsule.

Cowboy Joe, everybody.

Well since he’s a jackass, I guess he can relate.

Of course, the natural follow up question is- do they put ketchup on the tables now?

Someone needs to get a cardboard cutout of Flacco and put him in various funny no-run situations: Bull run in Pamplona, Start of NY marathon, at a Trump rally... Stuff like that.

Natural Hat Trick- that’s a nice Kessel Run.

Imagine what ODB could do if he got on the same team as Drew Brees. Damn that would be fun to watch.

Solution: buy a bunch of Textron Scorpions. $20m to purchase, operating cost of $3K/hour. Parts are off the shelf.

Maybe it was the hair.

Donny Two-Scoops is probably thrilled with this news. He now can ask for private interviews with her where they can discuss... I don’t know, politicking?

Brewers are clearly the BEST team in the National League, and I think they’re the only ones that would give the Astros a run for their money. Stellar relievers, and Yelich is unreal.

As a Cubs fan, I’m understandably sad that my boys didn’t make it, but DAMN it’s a great consolation price to see the Brewers really enjoying their time in the playoffs. Those kids are a hoot and a half, and I wish them a great run.

See you later, Sheriff Justice...

Yankees fans are the worst. When I lived in Columbus OH, I bought a Columbus Clippers jersey (which was dark gray). Great venue, outstanding prices on food (like dime a dog night) and beer. I wore that jersey to Yankees stadium in the late 90s for a Yankees/White Sox game. Some ass several rows up started giving me…

What kills red hot hitters once they get to the Cubs?