Looks like the Alabama voters had the same opinion of Roy Moore as his horse he rode in on.

“I stopped watching the show years ago, but I’ll suck a few minutes out of your lives to come out of the grays to shit all over it again”- just about every goddamned post I can easily read.

Go Testicle Tech!

Gould gives no Fox.

I wouldn’t be surprised that one of the major reasons Purdue’s Brohm told Tennessee to shove it (aside from the fact that he’s already got a great gig and massive fan support) was because of how “great” they treated Cuonzo Martin when he went there as the b’ball coach.

Best thing to do is raise kids with good moral compasses so that they avoid or discount any trash they find on YT. There’s just no way video services can prevent people from getting “creative” with GMod and editing software. So if kids wanna see junk, there’s always going to be plenty of it out there. Though a more…

Chitlins.

I’m hoping Snoke looks like Trump without his wig. The personalities certainly line up.

Part of me wonders about the vinyl liners in older cars- don’t they get sticky as they age? A lot of vinyl toys I had as a kid are all sticky messes now. Maybe autos made their liners out of stronger stuff.

I have a new theory- the Flat Mike Hughes Theory- if he shoots himself up into the air, he and his rocket will soon be flat.

Someone beat you to it:

F*ck Barb Wire and her fake... hair... because Gramercy Pictures decided to go all-in on that flick instead of MST3K The Movie. Yeah, it’s been two decades, and MST3K was a movie with puppets, but I’m still salty.

The scary thing is that the success of these fake robocalls (if they are successful in muddying the waters) gives shady folks a new tactic to short circuit ethical charges leveled against politicians. IE- robocalls from “democratic sources” shilling for dirt against any republican candidate with a checkered past.…

Basically an old George Carlin rant: “I got just the place for low-cost housing. I have solved this problem. I know where we can build housing for the homeless: golf courses. Perfect! Golf courses! Just what we need. Plenty of good land, in nice neighborhoods. Land that is currently being wasting on a meaningless,…

You know who’s behind these robocalls, right? It’s Rachel from Cardmember Services! She’s eeeeevil.

Someone hire this person for Splinter. Excellent stuff, and worthy of its own article. I second the retired electricians- most retired union workers (public and private) are salty as shit.

Gotta put on your rubbers when the water’s up to your calves.

Scenario 4: You do the totally un-obvious thing- don’t buy tickets the day they go on sale. Wait until the concert gets closer and start looking at a) the venue’s social media site for when they release really good seats that were “held” for some reason or other, or b) Facebook fan sites- where people who have to sell…

Wondering why they never built into NASA vehicles the same system they had on the B-58 Hustler... the Stanley Capsule. It was pressurized and could handle Mach 2 turbulence.