It stated that both likely have the same protection from head-on (and yes, there is a lack of scientific data), but if I were an ump, I would certainly be wearing the hockey style helmet. Overall it’s a better choice, but we’re fighting tradition...

My 1964 Cutlass Convertible (aka The Granola- because it was brown, square, and had rusty bits falling off of it). My mom bought it new, and I inherited it. Fastest hunk of junk in New York. Unfortunately, the salty winter roads were not kind.

Wouldn’t have helped. The hockey-style does protect the the entire head, but regarding the force of a baseball coming from straight ahead- they’re approximately equal.

Empty threat. They’re not going to say no to the $22.1 million they get from the ACC media deals. Plus, I’m sure that no other conference is going to step in and want to be associated with such a discriminatory state. Call their bluff, guys.

Ah, the good old days, when only a couple hundred people followed this braindead cheetoh ferret.

What about WALKING? Or motorcycle, or plain bicycle (recumbent may be the easiest)? Regardless, pretty neat Jalop post.

I seriously think the only way to get Cinnamon Hitler to do his J-o-b would be to hide his goddamned golf clubs and his TV somewhere he would never find them- like the White House Office of Information Technology.

There’s been an explosion of blood-sucking vermin in Washington D.C. since January....

Any city that gets roped into paying for part of a stadium should add a “team bailing on us” clause- if the team leaves before the agreement is up, they get NOTHING MORE.

Why is this not 1st amendment protected political satire?

Where’s a sliding box knife? That thing I use for EVERYTHING. cutting off small branches, cutting tape, whittling pencils, opening bags, and once in a while, opening boxes.

So where do you put the blinker fluid?

Blowing a save: that’s Rondon’s specialty.

(Sees spectator with a blue M glove shirt) Wow, that’s a long way for the Brew Crew to travel. Good to know that wherever you go, a bearded Brewers fan is there too.

I also like to put my foot on the bar and then spin the cart like I’m doing donuts in the Talladega infield.

Sure it wasn’t a washed up left shark, drunk off his ass on Mad Dog?

Wonder if this post gets the Drew Magary Crapper of Approval endorsement.

Taj bein’ Taj. Love it.

I probably wouldn’t say “casualty” yet. If nothing else, the Trumpministration has shown an amazing ability to avoid any major consequences from its missteps and bad decisions.