You could look at this through a cynical lens, or you could look at this the way Jagrjones is looking at it which is purely a bright spot in a really shitty time for a lot of people. Yes it sucks that people are dying and no amount of time is going to change that people have died due to these fires. You know what…

But can it keep your drink ice-cold through the flames?

Violence isn’t the answer, it is the question.  The answer is Yes.

TUI is a British Airline. From what little I can tell, it’s a low cost airline that focuses on UK citizens doing tours.

I think we all know the explanation by now...

I am absolutely loving this terminology, but actually both are frequently true at the same time. The river bottom isn’t solid at all. It’s constantly changing, a source of endless frustration for the US Army Corps of Engineers that has to maintain the channel. But hey, it keeps dredge boats in business.

Unacceptable levels of always-been-there river bottom stickiness are correspondingly related to unacceptable levels of floaty water parts.

“Boeing” is the explanation

The boat is reportedly carrying 45,000 tons of solar salt, which is frequently used as a water softener.

At least they won’t forget where they parked.

Thankfully, the Belgian carrier’s plane was parked at the gate and no passengers were onboard.

Oh man! That takes me back.

*sighs, hits star*

Boeing planes are manufactured with all the safety, attention, and care of a Cybertruck.

“Please make sure that it is in the upright and LOCKED position, thank you,”

The Florist near me maintains a fleet of 4 vehicles - 3 Transit Connects and one Econoline.

I was about to say the biggest issue with their needs in climate controlled storage, so it’s either a van or suv as the only real options

Till their ears bleed.

It fits! The damn thing fits! And I thought there were no more spaces. Am I an idiot or what?