Musk will last until he has some sort of small disagreement with Trump about something. 

I look forward to Trump stiffing him like he did Guiliani and the rest of his crew. There’s no honor among thieves.

From where to where? It takes seven hours to fly from New York to London.

[bleeding profusely]

Where can I get one of these?

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from swiftly fleeing their accidental crashes.”

Unfortunately the state court bought his attorneys excuse that it wasn’t a lottery, but that the PAC selected a “paid spokesperson” to award the $1 million.

Biden didn’t go after Musk, neither will Kamala.

It certainly isn’t illegal or unprecedented for a billionaire CEO to use their money and influence in an attempt to sway the election in favor of their preferred candidate

A rudder’s a rudder.

It’s just this little guy. He’s small so hard to spot.

Even if it’s fixable, that truck is totaled. Remember, Tesla uses their infamously unfixable "gigacastings". That means an impact like this has likely destroyed the entire front structure. Stick a fork in it, the truck is done. 

We all know what this was...

Oh definitely. (Cries in Oldsmobile)

Can you even repair a CyberTruck with that kind of body damage? I’m betting it’s totalled.

Booby trapping your property with explosives would likely result in felony charges.  Just follow Mark Rober’s lead and make some stink/glitter bomb packages.

$30,000 in damage to save a $20 Etsy necklace! Huzzah!

Nearly 100 years underwater and still looks to be in better shape than many of our “modern” bridges.

The Fiat Panda- we need it.