Fucking morons. A legion of attention hungry morons, that is what we’re dealing with right now.

COTD!

I feel like it being a Boeing is the explanation at this point.

And we know they only catch about ten percent of unlawful items, mostly those packed by the stupid or unwitting, or the unwittingly stupid, so you just know the professionals are getting pretty much everything they want through. It is just theater, pure theater.

There are whole legal teams who are devoted to what they call “piercing the corporate veil”, specialist attorneys, and getting funds out of bankrupt or other corporate-isolated companies. I’m confident they will prise the majority of the funds loose, whether that cash will ever go to the plaintiffs and not the…

For those indecisive types, per the ad, it could also come with all the original parts save for the wheels.

Whether you can clean the glass or not is kinda the side issue, the vape residue is the red flag that you are a vaping douchebag. Douchebag and vaper is a venn diagram that is a near circle.

Thanks for that mental image. I gotta go drink a lot of scotch now.

I was once pursued by flying balls. It was New Years Eve in the UP, the bar had just closed and... wait, come back! Don’t you want to hear how the aliens put my clothes on backwards and left me in the back of my car smelling of whiskey?

Thiel is an intelligent fascist, and he is doing what intelligent fascists do; use patsys as meatshields. Thiel isn’t mad at Musk doing this, he is happy that Musk is the one drawing all the media attention and public ire while he, Thiel, gets on with the background work of making the world a far worse and crueller…

Five bucks says that all the delivery crews in the area know it as “the rape house”.

At least they looked at the forms and did something interesting with it, or attempted to at least. An attempt was made with that, no attempt was made with house from the article.

100% they live on takeout and pizza. Also none of the delivery crews in the area want to go there, as the asshole never tips but gives them a note saying they are protesting “tipping culture” as if that makes them not a cheap bastard. Also female delivery crews flat out won’t go there in case they get grabbed.

I would laugh, but I’m too busy sobbing.

Jesus, that is depressing to look at.

I hate it when I get into a car that has vape residue all over the windows. It is a good red flag that lets me know the person I am dealing with is a massive douchebag, so that is a helpful shortcut I guess.

VP Musk is less of a problem than Gay German Vampire, Potus Peter Thiel and we should all start acknowledging that. Hulk Hogan can’t sue all of us!

The best way to prevent terror attacks is to have a well ordered society, with a narrow inequality gap, and comfortable and well adjusted populace. Everything else is an arms race between authoritarians and the disgruntled. Perhaps we could have the former, for a change, instead of the latter?

Yeah, the trick is to hop onto the internet and find a car of the same make, model, and color as yours, then copy its plate and stick it over your own. Ideally you want to find a same make, model, and color, with only one character’s worth of difference and completely replace the plate so you can claim it is obviously…

The people who want to know what is in the beast probably already know, the whole secrecy song and dance is just security theater for the proles (even calling it “the beast” is pure post 9/11 self aggrandizing all-American security theater at its finest). There is a limit to what you can do to make a car secure and…