Balladeer: Well, ol’ Roscoe did his best, but them Duke boys still showed him a clean pair of wheels again. Just another ordinary day in Hazzard county.

Musk is about to learn what it is like to have outlived his usefulness to someone else famous for stiffing supporters. Trump doesn’t need him anymore, Elon has already given him the cash, and he cannot stand again, so why does he need to do jack to help him?

Certainly explains why Neil Armstrong died so young.

If you defeat it in single combat, it will pledge itself to your cause. Good luck, and farewell my friend.

First, catch your honey badger.

Been there, done that, never been sued by Hertz though.

Hertz Management: In our defense, we never thought anybody would take us up on the whole “unlimited” thing.

I personally prefer my emotional support Honey Badger.

Drove it in Michigan, in winter. Forgot to wash it for a couple of weeks. It pretty much dissolved. Bye-bye Neon.

If the device ignited on a flight over the Atlantic Ocean, the plane would likely crash.

Gay Vampire, Peter Thiel. Always remember the Gay Vampire part, since he really, really, really hates being reminded of that.

I am so overjoyed at seeing Rudy’s fall, he destroyed New York. It was his policies that turned it from a real city to a Disney version of itself. I hope his fall is swift and hard.

Disagree. We already know how much backbone democrats have, the same as a jellyfish. She will do nothing when she wins, which she is going to. Not a damn thing will be done by Democrats at all, they are incapable of playing hardball with anybody who can fight back.

We already live in the End Times, lets lean into that:

Man infamous for abusing workers and stuffing people on bills, abuses workers and stiffs them. Who could have seen that coming.

I’m gonna be controversial.

Shit... The Orcas can fly now.

There was the time Pontiac stopped making cars too, which I’m sure is gonna end any day now. Right, right?

He had to train up until he could run faster than the cars.

If they don’t let dummies fly planes, how come The Marines have pilot training?