We’ve been overtaken in the space race by both Russia and China. That is fucking depressing. We gotta start funding NASA properly, and stop relying on the “free market” and billionaires to make up the difference.

After the Starliner fiasco, how long would it take to get Boeing back in the good graces of NASA?

They are either super desperate, or super stupid. You don’t retreat from major matured markets like this if you have any hope or any sense, because once you’ve got out of them you’ll never get back in.

We should still try.

Stop fucking with your phones, people.

Make sure we officially cancel all the government contracts first. That way they collapse in value, so we can buy them cheap in the nationalization deal.

Can we not yank his citizenship, since it was gained under false pretenses? God, I’d laugh so hard if the Dems had the courage to do that. And German Gay Vampire Peter Thiel’s too. Deport the fuckers and refuse any readmittance.

Send him on a ski trip, like the last F1 “superstar” who kept using his car as a weapon.

Definitely, especially if you hit a patch of wet leaves and you are not wearing a helmet.

A tour bus. You shouldn’t be leafpeeping if you are driving. Book a tour instead. Get someone else to drive, and you can combine leafpeeping with wine tasting and whiskey sampling.

Give Space X to NASA, exactly, whole and entire, and free NASA from a lot of the ties binding them. Or, if you are a more military CHUD, give it to the Space Force or Air Force. I’m sure they could use it. Put some direct public oversight in the mix, and we’ll get a much better service.

Forget exterminators, hire the guys who deal with Boeing’s whistleblowers to take it out.

Man famous for not paying his debts, doesn’t pay debts. Consequences are for the little people.

Especially Space X, it ought to have everything grounded permanently unless he agrees to hand it over to the Government. He could still moan on twitter that he built it [he didn’t] every time he wanted to feel like he was still relevant.

Walter Isaacson’s biography of Musk said the businessman traveled to Moscow in 2002 to negotiate the purchase of rockets for his fledgling space program, but passed out during a vodka-heavy lunch

He should make a flying car for Gay Vampire Peter Thiel, and maybe team up with Boeing to make it happen too. Skygate they can call it.

You get in the way, and get everyone else all antsy and fussing, so your ass sit down and put your shoes back on. You can go jogging once you leave the airport.

And make it a three strike rule. First strike, you get sent to the back of the line to board last, second strike you get added to the no fly list, there technically is no third strike but you will be taking Greyhound after that which is a kind of strike all on its own.

You were doing so well until that last sentence there.