Tourists ruin everything.

I mean, sure, I’ll go for a ride with you. At midnight. Come alone. Tell nobody. Leave your phone behind.

How do you not notice the bed is raised? I can tell when I have stuff strapped to the roof of my car, just by the way it handles. How can a driver haul off with their bed up and not notice the truck is handling squirrelly long before it plows into anything.

Looking at one wrong could make it explode.

Out of state station wagons and minivans. The cops love those, because no way are you gonna fly back to contest the ticket. It might as well be free money to them.

I’ve seen people fired cause of it, union people too. Nicotine is a helluva drug.

Look, here is the rule.

Jinkies!

With jackboots.

ACAB, but so are all Tesla owners.

The fact you say you had to say it secretly is proof that, yes all dealers.

The article says the trailer had one (only one?) tracker on it, but they managed to deactivate it. That just screams inside job to me. And having only one tracker in the trailer screams amateur hour too.

Found the trailer GPS so quick? Inside job, gotta be.

Funny how as-is laws are always met with “you don’t have to buy it” for the suffering customers, but the defense from that auto sales industry is “we have to buy it”. You don’t have to buy that clapped out altima, my friends. If you don’t buy it, you can’t re-sell it. If you do buy it, you still don’t have to sell it…

Marie Antoinette — attrib

That sound you just heard, that weird high pitched whinny followed by a heartfelt scream of “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!”, that was NASA now frantically considering the whole “just haul Atlantis out of the museum” joke a viable plan...

This is a real heart over head decision, but NP. It is so bad it is good.

Nah, make it painted metal. Like those bright red, white, and blue bits of trim on fifties cruisers.

Especially a joke in W. Virginia. Tell me you know nothing about your state’s history without telling me....

As Is sales needs to be banned, at least for commercial dealers. It is one thing for ordinary folks to be selling something as is, we’re not trying to make a profit or run a business, and can’t be expected to be spending time doing in depth inspections, but a dealer who sells every day? They are either selling…