Crown Vic... rental.

So... I’m thinking of booking with Cunard next time I want to go to Europe....

How could anyone be so damn stupid as to not notice they were on a railroad? Jesus, fuck. Just end this goddamn world right now.

Promise tipsters the car of anyone whom they turn in.

Just looking at that picture, and  I guess we know which law firm is about to receive a shitload of business in the morning. Maybe we need to check for a law firm false flag here, lol?

Shit like this is why I’d rather take my chances on a bear.

Nope, still lunatic West Texas.

At least you can run into a crazed militia compound there, even the nutso sovereign citizen survivalists have abandoned the “Equality” State.

Shania Twain tried to warn us...

I join the chorus of people saying they hope this is made up, but... I have dated guys who were just that self centered. Too many of them too. Every single one of them was a giant walking:

Yeah, well, you shouldn’t. But people do. I work in the HR industry [in the trying to make HR follow their own rules part of it, a vain hope] and trust me, they do. To many, (and too many, too) people, HR is where they go after “I want to speak to your manager” doesn’t work out for them, thinking they are going to the…

They only killed people, not like the evil VW who cheated on emissions and taxes.

The way I hear it, most people think his career is a joke.

They don’t. That is what I said. If you, as a customer, complain to a company’s HR dept thinking you are doing the right thing or trying to report a problem, then you’ve just given them the heads up on how best to screw you. Yet every day, many people make the mistake and contact HR in good faith thinking it is…

Normally I’d jokingly say Nebraska. However, the real truth is... Wyoming. It is a whole lot of nuthin in the Cowboy State. You stop there, you better mean to or you are not gonna be able to walk your way out of it.

I think I'll wait for the Pixar adaptation.

I'll call my channel The Things I'm Doing Instead of Wrenching on My Car channel. It will be me fishing or sunbathing and just talking about what I'm avoiding doing.

I fly a lot for work. That means I need something I can leave safely in a parking lot, without worrying that it’ll get broke into or stolen. Something beneath even the worst scumbag thief. That’s right, when I need to go to an airport, I drive there in a Mitsubishi Mirage. I’ve never had to worry since.

They got greedy. A single weight stuffed down the gullet wouldn’t have been spotted, and even two or three they could have got away with and had plausible deniability over if there was a hook and some line down with them, the fish might have swallowed that if someone’s line broke off, it could happen, but ten? Nah,…

Uber might pay you to stop driving, in the same way a drug dealer might pay for your first sample. But once you get hooked on their services, well, that is when the cost starts to go right up.