Cybertruck.

Oooh, cows are expensive in the UK and the current (although perhaps nor for long) government there is really in deep with its farming lobby, those cops are in trouble harming a valuable commodity like a cow.

Even the Pandas are getting supersized these days...

Yeah, do PDs and Sherriff Offices not have like any minimum fitness qualifications at all?

We live in a world where the Police Academy movies have more sensible police practices than our reality. Mahoney would never have killed anyone with his beach mobile:

This being Switzerland I genuinely do believe they forgot, if it was America then I’d believe they “forgot”. However, this also being Switzerland, them genuinely screwing up is a lot worse for them than deliberate malfeasance. At least if it was malfeasance, it would have been efficient malfeasance. This was a fuck…

Every modern car that is just a sheet of plastic over everything. Ug-leeeee.

Oh Gawd, now the siren’s broken. Awooga, Awooga...

Letters of Martian Marque?

It is a pretty mentally taxing job, being an astronaut, and you have a lot of excitement leading up to it and during it too. I know I’m mentally fatigued just on a week long road trip with my friends and family. I’m sure I’d perform worse on tests once I finished one of those too, much less being an astronaut.

Their own press release was literally quoted about the specificity of the issue.

Shifting your goalposts of your argument there. First you argued it couldn’t be done at all. Now you are admitting it can be done, you just don’t want it to be done. However, I’ll play.

From the article.

but there’s still no real fix for the issue.

Yeah, the thieves get to steal someone’s personal cable instead of the company’s.

I’m able to just go for a drive. It lets me clear my head. There is something about just jumping in the car and driving, no destination, not even going fast, it just helps. Especially when I’m dealing with heavy shit in life. I think it is the fact you have to concentrate on driving, you can’t get wrapped up in your…

But effective strategies to tackle drug use are not popular. Things like safe shooting rooms, free drugs at treatment centers, free housing, healthcare, etc... That stuff is what works, it has been proven to work over and over again all across the world. The punitive model that America is wedded to discourages nobody.

Called it.

Imagine being such a piece of shit that even the highest priced high price legal team who got you off falsely calling a hero a pedophile in the international press can’t even get you off. Imagine a case so open and shut that not all the usual jury tampering and bribing can’t find a verdict in your favor. Imagine being…

What did Mars ever do to you that you want to hurt it like that.