Was the first error on the pitcher or on 1B? It was kind of a butt throw but it took a predictable hop and a professional infielder shouldn’t have trouble with that.

still, he’s an essential part of many cocktails...so he’s got that going for him.

No, the phone analogy is not apt. When you turn in a work phone, they wipe it. And I highly doubt that a company claims ownership over the address book...if you wanted to copy it before they would not sue because you copied your contacts. That information itself isn’t that valuable. They aren’t wiping his twitter…

Well, I’m just saying it may not be as cut and dry as you seemed to indicate it should be.

For what it’s worth, in updating my own company’s employee handbook I’ve found that a lot of that shit isn’t legally binding. Just because you write a bunch of asinine shit down and get someone to sign the cover page doesn’t mean it will hold up in court.

man, was that guy ever appropriately named.

through all of that it’s taught me how to be a Wizard

Reporter: “C’mon Dwight, nothing more wizard-y to say, like maybe how you were pulled into the abyss by a Balrog, but emerged triumphant?”

Do you not realize that teams have the options to fine their own players, thus effectively passing it on to them?  Like, it’s right there in the article. 

I’m sure some owners have made it abundantly clear to their players that they’ll be passing any such fines on to the players.

Alas, none of this is actually about the flag. It’s about keeping the uppity...

Only implied oral consent.

Instead of a miracle, I guess I consider it more a combination of factors working in their favor. The style of play, the softer side of the bracket, and opponents maybe underestimating them a bit helped, especially when they were really good to begin with.

The Yinzer take is “James Connor is better anyways.”

0 years, it is already dumb.

The bad news is that Trump just agreed to look the other way while Putin annexes France and Croatia, in an effort to boost Russia’s national team.

Recently leaked cellphone video of the same animal control officer capturing a pig.

The only thing I can think of—and with a lake worth of salt behind this possible explanation—is that he was trying to provoke a reaction, maybe to test the strength of the bindings around the mouth, or to (somehow) make it clear to the animal there was no way it could escape.

too upset for words

i got two projectile shitting kids and a projectile vomiting wife i’m sorry for coming in hot. it’s a fucking warzone in this motherfucker.