Wow...how did you swallow the Pepto bottle whole?

Better than me. I was repeatedly saying her name and kept coming up with pentagrams. 

No way Peggy votes Trump. She’d abstain before marking that box next to Trump. She’s a hardcore feminist (as much as you can be in small town Southern Texas), and would be willing to break party line, partly for Hillary, largely because of Trump’s views on strong women that don’t take shit from a man. 

Chuck would’ve voted Libertarian. 

I believe anti-vaxxers should take tours to countries where vaccination rates are really low, just to see how their beliefs are playing out. 

This reminds me of a situation of Frederick Mayer, the German-born Jew who worked as an American spy, had after he helped negotiate the surrender of Germans in Innsbruck. A Nazi, after being captured, begged Mayer to spare his family, to which Mayer responded, “who do you think we are? Nazis?”

I think the condition of his skin, as well as his general appearance and health, can be attributed to the evil within him eating away at his physical form.

Would some pocket sugar help with your anxiety?

Don’t forget Zydrunas Ilgauskas, his brother from his first ‘Land run...

TL;DL. Answer should be Kawhi.

I became a bit disgusted with the song when I would hear people sing along, then scream the line, “if it wasn’t for date rape, I’d never get laid,” with the same enthusiam and earnestness as when they screamed Bob Dylan’s line, “everybody must get stoned,” just thirty minutes earlier. College house parties can be…

The white person in question in the video can be argued to have committed assault first by trying to rush on the employee that he called, “monkey man.” Use of violence in defense of yourself and for others is permitted.

Well, she was one of two who was restraining him, and it was within a second or two of when she grabbed him, so it was pretty much bang-bang. It wasn’t as if he stopped and was collecting himself when she started wailing on him.

Humans who unironically say, “come at me, bro,” tend to suffer from the same insufficiency. 

His shirt may say no, but his unibrow says yes...

Hughes’ nephew; tractor trumps broomstick.

an abomination to God!

Fry cook Brandon Wheeden was just a week away from retirement.

I agree, but he would then have to have better posture, carry himself better, etc., for the better fitted suit to work, and that’s obviously not happening.

Counterpoint: Brady has won more Super Bowls than Montana has played in.