Eric has ruined multiple games of fetch by chucking his dog 80 yards on the fly and dumping a can of wet food on a tennis ball.

Jesus goddamn motherfucking almighty Christ, this fucking goddamn fucking thing just fucking refuses to fucking die.

This is a good catch. Also, GS is throwing some damn hard hooks during that scrum at the end—as opposed to whatever the fuck OS is doing.*

Negative: Patrice Evra can no longer play football in Europe

With his age and now the stigma that will certainly follow him after this incident, we might have seen the last of Evra on a professional pitch.

Snorting the sideline? Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight, South Korea.

Just writhe violently like you’re being riddled with bullets from a machine gun and apologize for your World Cup own goal.

Was Shirley Temple a Nazi? Probably not but Hitler was known to have a collection of her movies at his private residence. There is a very good chance that Hitler would have never gained the charisma and charm to assume power of the Third Reich without Temple’s movies. But is it fair to blame the holocaust on Shirley…

I feel like you’re judging Ike off the “don’t kick the baby” thing from the first few seasons. Ike has gone down on his teacher since and that’s pretty niiiice

Pfft. My daughter emerged from the womb with her hand over her heart, reciting the Pledge of Allegiance perfectly. #notallbabies

“Lonzo, you are going to take this 3 and knock it down,” Walton said he told the rookie. “And he liked it. He didn’t make it, but he walked back to me and said, ‘Coach, I am going to hit the next one.’ And he missed the next one too.”

Counter-point: Shaving like an adult is shaving quickly to get it done so you can get on with more important things in your day. Spending your time concentrating on the minutiae of the perfect shave is a child play-acting at being an adult. Besides, you’re an adult, why do you care about whether your face exfoliates…

Once more, with feeling:

Are *you* serious or just trying to be funny?

Money. Can’t believe you still haven’t figured it out, Mayweather.

Should wait until the next time they play Pittsburgh. Jets fuel can’t melt Steely McBeam

hey, thats perfectly acceptable, they are kids. Its the wealthy people in nice homes with an Audi in the driveway that give you a dollar on a $50 order or no tip.

Oooh, tell me more.

And still, the discussion Colin has paid for with his career still is being ignored. Sigh.

I think we all know what happens when people give no respect.

The other way to look at it is that Josh Norman got known Trump supporter Dan Snyder to join a protest that was in part a response to comments made by Donald Trump.