I want to hear the new Kevin East ALBUM.

Crowe’s had some experience with drunkenness and scene making. Seems like he was pretty sensible about it, honestly. What else could he do with a friend’s date?

Red Alive Damnation?

I like my Karmann Crossfire.

Only if he takes one first!

Because it’s perhaps fortunately (no lawsuit) or unfortunately stuck as a probably. Manson and Rodriguez aren’t the only two dudes she dated before her current relationship.

One of my coworkers has a manual one. Amazing car.

Wouldn’t you?

One of my awesome history teachers let me drive his E30 M3 around the parking lot... and people wonder why I became a history teacher.

He also sounds awesome.

Oppositelock looks after that every year:

Trevor would complain.

In some cases it already is.

Good stuff for the Fordrari even if I still want a manual.

Ex wife objected to my 3.8 swapped Dodge Dynasty. She demanded I sell it. I foolishly gave in.

Saranfanrap?

I’m glad nobody was hurt and quietly glad about whatever drives down GT350 values.

Shared London taxi cab with an onboard Zelda themed assistant?

Better than voting for Stein and electing Trump unfortunately.