In their defense, it’s for charity. The American Caprophagy Association is looking for a cure.

You just came up with the title for her autobiography.

“her art space?’ What in the fuck is this nimrod trying to say?

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“Now what is Grapevine?”

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I found myself on kinjaDeals earlier today, made a sarcastic remark about Anker cables and got a sincere answer from the author.

I know who Judge Judy is. Who’s Donda West, what’s Grapevine, and why is it on The AV Club?

If you listen, there’s no bass in her voice!

We need to deregulate the Night’s Watch. A private business could handle it so much better. I heard that the current Night’s Watch is actually working with Wildlings! Sad!

Posers. The only way to get an authentic Cersei is to fuck your brother, piss off a bunch of religious fanatics, then let one of them chop off your hair before they yell at you while you walk home naked. At least that’s how I did it.

Strictly speaking do people need instructions on how to get a bad haircut?

Frankly, I’m disappointed to see the AV Club indulging in this kind of paranoid fantasising. If we devoted as much energy to promoting economic growth, stable elections, and human rights north of the Wall, none of this would even be an issue.

No joke, about once a month I open an episode of John From Cincinnati on their service just because I really like the opening credits.

The Deuce, you say?

Will Franco finally get to make his dream come true - a steamy sex scene with himself?

“HBO. we’re Netflix now”

Joey Dumba$$

Is the tortoise filled with delicious meat?

You could have at least fixed the inaccuracies when you re-posted this. I’m inclined to agree that Buffy was never as unproblematically feminist as people sometimes hold it up to be—the dude pretty clearly has an obsession with ass-kicking waifs that borders on the sexual. But using stuff like “the first slayer is a…